Goldfish Stories

This goldfish is confused by what it wants to be in life so it will try every single job

I seriously think I killed my goldfish. // Some people ease grief with tears. Some people put on a brave face and go about like nothing happened. Some people make dumb jokes and try to laugh it off. I happen to be the joking type. // When Lily's goldfish dies, her next stop is the pet store. But she wasn't expecting to meet a cute pet expert with an enchanting smile. What follows can only be a hilarious adventure. Started: 12/3/17

Calypso Sharpe. She is an anomaly, they say. Well, the internet does anyway. Some people even come to the conclusion that she is a witch. Its the 21st century. What a joke, right? But, that is the closest rendition of her. I guess the "crazy" ones got it right. The fate of the whole Universe rests in her hands. Literally. Ever since she was born, she was being juggled from a foster house to foster house until she was finally put under the care of the Sharpes. Eh, they are just normal people. But she discovers every secret about her life with the help of Xavier Mallum, a shapeshifter who took the form of her pet goldfish.

This story is how a goldfish met honey 🥺🥺🍄🍄🍄😈😈😈💞💞💞💞😔😧😧😧😔

A xreader story about Karma from Assassination Classroom. I'm rewriting a fanfic I wrote when I was young and stupid. (I still am, but I've seen some shit) Y/n l/n is the youngest in they're family of assassins. (omg y/n has a family) With 2 badass moms (woahhhh parents) and an annoying older brother, y/n lives the best life being a top assassin. But what will they do when they receive a mission that results in meeting a certain red head? (we all know damn well what's going to happen) ⚠️Warning⚠️ cursing/swearing, blood, violence and spoilers Cover from @maggiekraser on tiktok

Nsfw warning

FAT GOLDFISH IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW :)

"If hell was a place, it'd be here."

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Plot written by D.B. and told by Holden Caufield: A little kid that wouldn't let anybody look at his goldfish because he bought it with his own money. This is a short story written by me with the details provided by Holden. Dedicated to my 11th grade English teacher for making me write this for a project. January ~11th, 2016

Mr. Ackford would have never expected such a thing to happen to him of all people. Such a thing like this seemed quite un-logical, impossible and besides, Nessie was nothing but a goldfish. Why would these strange people want her so much? How dare that goldfish-napper look so hot.

I now had a goldfish. Tank and everything. In. My. Apartment. Funny thing was, I never owned a goldfish, (hell even a fish!) in my entire life. All the fish I had usually died within a day. I went to the goldfish's tank. "I think I'll call you.... Dead." I chuckled slightly at the name, while tapping on the glass. "His name is Maurice" ------ A stranger shows up in her apartment with a goldfish, claiming to be her roommate?? A neighbor who claims to be allergic to goldfish?! Suddenly, along the crazy turn of events her mom comes back in her life?! Just what the heck is going on here? This has got to be a bad dream.... Right? By:SoniaSuns© -Author's note: I'm bad at summaries Cover created by me. Photograph credit goes to it's respectful owners-

These have no business being this intense but it's more fun this way.

Jeffery and his friends have many stories and tales to tell! With their manager, Lisa and their co-manager Tiffany. Helping them one step of their way. (I made this for fun. Only my friends will get this series from school).

Craig Fish rises out of poverty and misfortune to be the most successful businessman of the sea.