Gompers Stories

ANOTHER ONE! You can dare Gravity Falls characters to do anything and/or ask them stuff NO BILLDIP OR ANY SHIPS EXCEPT MABIL AND DIPCIFICA.

Short stories and one shots, set in Relativity Falls, told from Gompers POV. Say Gompers lives to be 17, an average goat life span. Bella and Stan got him when they were 13, so Gompers dies when they're 30. There. Sad math. Not canon.

This is a little side-story to my Gravity Falls story "Comatose". It isn't essential to read with the main story, but it gives you some background information, foreshadowing, and fun little facts. You also get to see the events through Dipper's point of view. It's basically like reading the journals, if you want a different explanation. I highly recommend reading "Comatose" if you've found story first. (UPDATES WILL OCCUR IN CERTAIN CHAPTERS AS THE STORY PROGRESSES. DETAILS MIGHT BE SMALL OR LARGE, PAY ATTENTION!) ------ PROPERTY OF (M) DIPPER PINES September 3, It's been two days since I first woke up from my "comatose" after what I thought to be Weirdmagedon... Somehow, Bill is back after we erased him and he convinced everyone else in the town that none of it happened. It's the "NEVER MIND ALL THAT" act on an entirely different level! Everyone else thinks I was in a coma since the first day.. Are they right? I can't even tell.

~CANON~ I thought it was about to write a canon version of how Stanford got kicked out of his home for being gay. Takes place during Thanksgiving break, 2020. Contains: Angst Maybe some swearing? At least expect it Homophobic language One asshole parent A goat ☆A Relativity Falls Story☆

This is my backstory of Gompers the Goat and how he came to be how he is in Gravity Falls!

Pacifica Southeast thought that this summer would be completely normal, until a misunderstanding occurs, getting her in trouble with her parents, who immediately send her off to her Great Aunt Susan's place in the small town of Reverse Falls, Oregon. Luckily, her best friend Gideon is there with her, so she isn't completely alone. Together, Pacifica Southeast (An eccentric 12 year old with an overactive imagination and an obsession with paranormal activity.) and Gideon Pines (A shy, timid, 11 year old asthmatic boy who likes knitting and hates uncovering "fake" paranormal activity with his best friend Pacifica) discover that the town that they currently reside in, is far more then they expected it to be. (I do not own reverse falls, it is a very popular AU, but no one knows who the original creator is. I also do not own gravity falls or any of its characters.)

you are an orphan boy that works at the mystery shack. One day, Dipper and Mabel arrive. You share a room with them. You and them become best friends who even share humiliating secrets. The story is about you adventuring with them.

A pig and a goat from a now lost yet loved show, Gravity Falls. They never got enough love on the show, so they have to rely on each other. What will happen between the two along their journey? One thing is for sure, species doesn't matter when love is all you need. (Not a lemon, but it has its parts.. ;D)

lol read the title P.S. ALEX HIRSCH YOU ARE PERFECT AND TOTES AMAZBALLS AND GET EM :'-)

So.. Bill succeeds at weirdmagennon, but then Dipper suddenly goes back to the beginning of summer, with all his memories. This is probably gonna be rather boring, but hey, whatever..... it's also gonna be a ton of fun to write, I think! This counts as a fanfic, right? *will not be updated consistently; I plan to return to this but that could take years . While I am not very active on wattpad, I would like what I DID get made to be re-published lol * -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Disclaimer: I didn't create Gravity Falls. I ain't Alex Hirsch, ye derps ...I spelled his last name wrong, didn't I.. *also I plan to make a cover of my own at some point but rn I will be using an image I found through searching 'gravity falls fanart'*

Tsk, humans. Always so curious. As my brother Bill would say: "It's funny how dumb you are!" But I'm a bit nicer, and I don't do deals. I do bets instead.

what is life anymore