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Oh dear, what did the ineffable husbands get themselves into? Welp, like all married couples, they got into an argument. Aziraphale turned to stone and Crowley got discorporated with no way back to earth. Unless he possessed someone...someone like you. You agreed to help them under one condition, they help you finish your paper. I DO NOT OWN AZIRAPHALE OR CROWLEY ALL RIGHTS GO TO NEIL GAIMAN *Uses Gender Neutral Pronouns*

Being reborn into your new favorite show is great. Being reborn as the anti-christ not so much. At least I have a sweet Angel and protective Demon on my side. What could go wrong?

"Stories are the only thing that truly last." The new era of Dreams and Nightmares are coming to pass as Morpheus regains his power after imprisonment by the Burgess family as well as retrieving his tool. However, with the Vortex not too far behind as well as other supernatural threats, the King of Dreams must seek help from new unexpected arrivals. From the denizens of Hell to the migrant walkers of the day, the fate of the waking world and the Dreaming lies upon a King and his newfound family. Disclaimers: -This includes several of my own characters and they will (at some point) get their own introductions without giving out too much information (ex. Actor, species, appearances, etc.) -I am NOT shipping any of my characters with Morpheus (but there is shipping none the less,you are free to have your opinions and I'd love to hear them 🖤) -The following Neil Gaiman projects do not belong to me. This project is for fun and their characters do not belong to me: -The Sandman -Good Omens -The Dead Boy Detective Agency -Norse Mythology (mentions) Content Warning‼️ If you don't know what you're getting into, then it's best to know there's swearing (kinda), topics of self h@rm, and violence. I recommend putting on dark mode and changing the font to Cochin. Enjoy!!! 📖☠️💤🗡️❤️🪝🍭

Meet Den Mum. She is a self-contained arsenal running on calm, a "Hobbit-Elf" with cerulean eyes, and a woman possessing a thread of classic European elegance running staunchly through her bones. She survives on a precise matrix of sugar-free flavored waters, regular Shopee vitamin orders, and a fierce dedication to the Golden Rule Protocol. Having survived a childhood of psychological combat zones and a catastrophic system crash of familial loss, Den Mum has built an unyielding, sovereign fortress of peace. She has zero patience for the "Tedious Baseline" of her peers, corporate ego loops, or the superficial drama of the modern dating pool. Navigating the harried, roaring intersections of Bangkok, teaching a swarthy crew of young piratey ESL students, and running forensic audits on everything from British television satires to the un-kosher logistics of cheeseburgers, Den Mum is finally coming into her own. She's not looking for a corporate compromise. She's tracking a rare, high-fidelity frequency: My Person/Mr. Exemplary-a checkmate matching soul to share the handlebars of life with, if anyone at all. Equal parts dry, deadpan comedy and fiercely poignant emotional stewardship, "How Not to Marry a Welshman (and Other Success Stories) is a deeply unique, slow-burn biographical journey about stepping out of survival mode, healing from the wreckage of the past, and mapping out a multifaceted galaxy of one's own. Moving from high-concept cultural critiques to turning a frantic "fridge-dash" leftovers mess into culinary alchemy, "How Not to Marry a Welshman (and other Success Stories)" is a witty, raw, and fiercely sovereign story of neurodivergent survival, profound healing, and finding/founding a fortress of peace entirely on your own terms.

Después del final de la película Crowley y aziraphel sobreviven pero son solo transparentes fueron desinconporados no pueden interactuar ven sus vidas de sus partes humana

Aziraphale, now Supreme Archangel, seeks Crowley's help as plans for the Second Coming threaten to destroy the Universe. How will our Heroes cope? Can Aziraphale and Crowley reconcile and stop the end of everything before it's too late, again? Will they finally Vavoom?! Find out in this Fix-it-Flick for Good Omens Season 3! Mine has plot and a bigger budget. Give it a go. You might like it. Bonus points if you can find all the parallels and references to the original work not to mention the Pride and Prejudice references and Doctor Who easter eggs! And where does that reference at the end come from? If you know, you know! *All characters belong to Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

As the cover reads this is a Good Omens One Shots book :D

A continuation of events after the Good Omens TV Series, Season 1. More details to come as the chapters are published.

• There may be some smut but I will put a warning if there is • Most is fluff • Feel free to request! (ongoing)

aziracrow

One shots and imagines of Aziracrow ♥️

In collaboration with @darealfred, this story takes place after the ending of Season two of Good Omens, since we know that everyone is heartbroken about what happened and won't be getting answers till 2025 most likely, we give you you this fantastic fan fic! 😋✌😎😇

(This is a fanfiction based off of a really good comic by @mis.march on Instagram! 💕) "Don't worry, he'll be fine." The crisp words slashed through the stunned silence in the room with such heat and intensity there wasn't a response. The sentence alone seemed almost comforting, but in the venom behind the words lied an unspoken promise. Crowley's ears flooded with the sound of his racing heart and then took to a loud pitched ring as his eyes trailed up the long legs and slender body to the Angel's face. The pristine lips moved but seemingly no sound came out. His glasses were long forgotten and his deep, citrine eyes pierced into Gabriel like a spear. Crowley's fingers twitched just at the thought of running a long spear through the man and his lips almost tweaked into a smile. When sound rushed him again and sound was put to movement, everything began to stop. Crowley's blood ran colder than ice as his brain finally put together the sentences like two puzzle pieces finally clicking together. "I always did believe death was far too merciful for a.." there was a long pause and suddenly disgust filled the Angel's voice. "demon." He spat the word like saying it filled his mouth with a rancid taste.

Ame la tercera temporada de GOMS. Quizá no tanto el final pero aceptenlo, no seriamos el fandom que somos sin que ellos nos rompan el corazón en el proceso...Por eso quiero MÁS DE 90 MINUTOS de lo que fue la película. Y tal vez cambie el final.

Crowley and Aziraphale enjoy a quiet night beside the fireplace. Hugs, confessions, and soup ensue.

Crowley goes through the stages of Grief for over 6 thousand years, finally able to reach Aziraphale's heart again, God gives him another chance. His changes affect Aziraphale in a way neither of them could have foreseen. Contains graphic depictions of injury

This book is basically gonna have random things that i make and about me. This is just a book I'm writing for passing time. Its sorta gonna be like a public diary with random things about me. Also I'll be talking about random events in my life. Its mostly just gonna be me ranting about my thoughts and life. Look, you guys aren't compelled to read this so there is no meaning in complaining about anything.

Just some one-shots of Crowley and Azirafell being cute gays. I do accept requests! :) Mostly fluff maybe angst and maybe smut. Cover Image found on Google from Cupcake On Tumblr.

Filled with fluff, one-shots, and LOTS of ineffable husbands :)

Just a bunch of little one-shots, drabbles and poetry I make for Good Omens! Enjoy!