Goodwaytoannoyyourfriends Stories

Are you cosplaying/roleplaying as Sans and need some puns? Do you need something to annoy your friend with to get back at them for sending you CAT FACTS or some other stupid chainmail? If so, THIS IS THE STORY FOR YOOOOOUUUU (Also, please send me some skelepuns if you have some so I can extend the list of ways to annoy your friends!)