Goofyah Stories

Watermelon is my SWBG (shovelware brain game) oc and does a lot of war crimes on stuff etc. I might not post a lot because i still have school (sad) and i might be a bit busy... also i have short term lost :/

how do u guys like him

❝ i found you can dance but still look tough ❞ drabbles 4 nancy wheels

yooooo!!! any waaayyyssss...if u find dis..this isn't really a story..im just being goofy.....ok byeeeeee!!!

✩༄ Callie x everybody ❦•𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧!•❦

literally the title and is fem x onceler but slight smut.....

old ass reeky deeky grandpops cums to our house and becums creepy

TW: CRINGE (you may die of cringe) random ass topics with random ass themes why are you here?

My stupid little digital art throughout the years:)

it's actually 3am here help

random box of stuff or book idk what I'mma put here

Sorry not sorry, if you get offended by the cover then i am actually sorry. This is just some oneshots i forgot to make about my teacher; and no i wont be making any sexual,gay,ugly,weird shit im just chillin roasting my teacher because i fucking can?!

Me and my goofyahhness. All of these Spoofs are rightfully mine, don't steal. Although some of them are based of of others. For Any Websites That Wanna Steal These, FUCK OFF

The person the first book was dedicated to reached out to me again, and immediately started raining down their bullshit once more So, here is an update of all their newer lies, and manipulations. (Once again, this is more of a venting joke for someone who has lied for multiple serious things such as mental health issues, abusive experiences and sexual encounters with adults when she is a minor, all the scenarios are mostly exaggerated to have a comedic affect and anyone introduced in the story has their information such as name hidden with a decoy)

This will just be a bunch of stories that I make based on requests made! I will start off with a few chapters of some headcannons but I will also be accepting requests when I'm not working with my own ideas. I'm sure I'll get loads of great ideas from all you readers! (Cover art is NOT mine)

I wanna just write bleh I'm bored

Ur mom.

your mom

Random picture I found on Pinterest

Wow