Historias de Gove

Eli had known darkness all his life, that is, until Kai came into his life. the more Eli hung out with Kai, the more Eli started to see colour again, but took a toll on Kai, because he gave and gave but never got back....

Bonking Boris made classy women drool. Impregnating socialites with his two-inch tool. A poem detailing the rise to power of The Eton Mess.