Greasy Stories

❝all of the promises you made me are broken, now they're all just lies❞ [the outsiders]

I did that fucking cover, and yes that's my real handwriting it's cool ain't it? Anyways in this book imma just diss all of my brothers cuz fuck 'em (apart from mike because he's my best friend).

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This is a wonderfull story about the life of Bernard. It will tell all abut his life.

Jergoli is a teenage girl with many problems. One of these, likes to be a living hell. She'd agree to this, and would only mumble, 'accurate'. Jergoli likes to behave with rude manners, and invests all of her rage on her cousin, even though the story develops around her pretty much the entire time. She despises pooping more than anything. She goes to the bathroom many times a day.

y/n is the new girl at Cedar Lake High, and as soon as they step into school, an interesting kid catches their eye... ;) the cover is made by me written by me and the bestie Cali: @noone12378yo edited by me as well cause I'm so special 😫 enjoy <3

Jessica was a normal highschooler with lots of friends and a big ego. Everything was perfect. She had everything she ever wanted, until one day that all changed. It all started in the kitchen where she was cooking dinner. Then something unexpected crawled into her life, changing everything forever. (warning lemon)

WARNING: THIS IS A JOKE #Soapnope decided it's time to party, what he didn't expect was to meet the new #Love of his #Life. a story where love wins❤️💪🌈

A simple collection of Your mama jokes

Mini Poems: poems that don't take up more than a wattpad page. This is a book of mini poems, with topics that include: -tortured love -one-shot imaginations -a description of the little things in everyday life -confessions of what bothers my mind. Most-to-all of these are in freestyle and do not rhyme, because I feel like I skew the meaning of the poem if I try to rhyme...it's not a natural quality to my poems, so I'd just rather not attempt that. There's an eventual journey into much of my mind if you read far enough. Thread with careful step, reader, because you'll end up looking into my soul. With much love to my torturer, who doesn't even know, this one's for you and me <3 Oh and yes, this book is finished, because it is filled with exactly 100 poems! Exciting, right?

jaehyun (sort of) confesses to his co-worker inspired by an NCT Night Night episode ! this is just a joke ! I apologize for this (not really)

This might be heartbreaking.. You've been warned.

Obama encounters a mysterious portal in the middle of the woods while on a camping trip with his family not knowing where it could possibly lead him, he enters and later realizes he has traveled to the anime world of hunter x hunter, Obama being very frightened tries to find his way back but runs into a mysterious hot man, but little does Obama know this 'hot' man known as, hisoka, would become a very benifited...umm.. "friend"?

grease machine

A mix of poems, short stories, thoughts, and dramatic opinions! Because of my love for the Greasers I decided to dedicate this to them, to the ones who never fit in, are their own person, is different, have been rejected, and are a menace to society! Here's to the outsiders!

This is a completely serious story, it should only be read in serious environments such as: school, a library, in the Oval Office, the parks and recreation department office, and inside Mitt Romney's asshole

Gaskin was a ugly fat low personal hygiene smelly duckling with no friends. One day, she meets Forest, a sexy handsome goose. When tragedy strikes for fugly Gaskin, will forest jump to her aid???? Read on to find out...