Seemuwrites
Earth has always been the center of the universe... in humans' minds. So when aliens finally show up in full, technicolor glory, everyone expects panic. Screaming. Mass hysteria. Global chaos.
But not humans. Humans shrug. Humans sip lattes. Humans take selfies. Humans casually wave and say, "Cool. Sup?"
Aliens are baffled. Excited. Confused. Angry. Mostly confused. And in the middle of it all, one brave-or possibly insane-boy shouts, "Take me! Take me!"
This is a hilarious, mind-bending journey through interstellar first contact, human indifference, and the existential crisis of a species that thought it was the only thing that mattered.