Gretchenweiners Stories

I translated every song in the musical to a bunch of different languages and then back to english

Ask me! I can answer ALL your questions! According to, Damian, my hair is so big, it's full of secrets! Well, Fetch Ya Later!~ ~Gretchen Wieners

Janis, Cady, Damian, and The Plastics transfer to Westerburg. They meet the Heathers, Veronica, JD, and Martha. The most unlikely North Shore student gets accepted into the Heathers. The Heathers and the Plastics fight to be the most popular group at school. Who will win? DISCLAIMERS: The entire story is in Janis' POV I DO NOT OWN MEAN GIRLS OR HEATHERS ABOUT HEATHERS: - Chandler did down a cup of drain-o the year before, but it didn't kill her, it just put her in the hospital for about a month. - JD did try to kill Kurt and Ram but both JD and Veronica missed the shot and Kurt and Ram ran away from JD in time. - JD didn't die, but Veronica realized he was a psychopath and broke up with him. Then JD transferred schools. - The events happened in their junior year, not their senior year, so they are the same age as the group from Mean Girls. This takes place in the Mean Girls and Heathers senior year.

Parody of Mean Girls and John Tucker Must Die. With today's reality and point of view of a stoner. Movie Merge #1 3 popular girls lose their well earned title to the unexpected! Where Image, Money and Power becomes societies's survival guide...

"Oh come on. It'll be fun to meet new people." "Suuuuure and its fun to get ripped apart by a pack of lions." Watson was a girl who kept to herself. She never talked to anyone in school and had a painstaking crush on a handsome guy who just started college at BU. There were just two problems. One, all the other girls liked him. Two, he's a party boy, part of a famous singing group called One Direction. Does Harry even know that she exists? DISCLAIMER!!! This may involve mature content, read at your own risk. Hi, I'm not really sure if it's any good or not so please comment, vote, and follow!

Y/N Wieners, Gretchen's twin sister, and part of the Plastics. When Cady joins the plastics, she is welcomed by the four. Y/N doesn't nessacarily seem like her sister at first, but if you dig a bit deeper, you can tell that she learned from the best. YOU CAN CHANGE THE PRONOUNS TO FIT YOURSELF Y/N = Your Name Y/N/N = Your Nick Name Y/P/N = your pet name H/C = Hair color H/L = hair length E/C = eye color F/C = favourite colour

Mean Girls Oneshots focused around Janis and Damian.

A bunch of headcanon and one-shots from different fandoms. DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING ALL RIGHTS GO TO THE MAKERS OF THESE WONDERFUL BOOKS/MOVIES/SHOWS Fandoms include: Mean Girls (will add more as stuff is posted)

This is based off of Mean Girls with a crossover from Zoey 101, Kamen Rider Dragon Knight, Dark Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Degrassi, H20: Just add Water, Law and Order, and Angel as well as Kamen Rider Kiva, Kamen Rider Saber, Kamen Rider Wizard, also Dobutsu Sentai Zyouhger, and Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue Tyler Klause aka Kamen Rider Dracula (Portrayed by Leo Howard) has fallen in love with Gretchen Weiners (portrayed by Lacey Chabert), she wishes to be with him forever as she supports him for the battle against Victor Von Doom aka Mayor Tiphat Fangire (Wiliam Von Doom's son portrayed by Julian McMahon). Will she be with the one she loves that she knows Tyler's secret identity?

Cady hasn't stopped messing with Regina and Janis tells Regina about it so Regina has a plan to rock this bitch !!!!

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Goodbye Hawkins, Indiana. Hello Evanston, Illinois! Steven Harrington is the new guy at North Shore High School and it's definitely nothing compared to Hawkins High School. Gretchen Weiners is in love when she lays her eyes on Steve.

collection of my mean girls oneshots from ao3

Janis doesn't consider herself particularly luck. She tends to annoy people or make them want to get rid of her. She doesn't mean to that's just the way things are. Then she meets the Hubbard's. Two of the kindest people she has ever met. Unsure of if they are faking, Janis decides to put their love to the test and prepares to have her heart broken again. SLOW UPDATE

"now they want to kiss all the pretty girls..." When Cady and Everette Heron move from the wilderness of Kenya to Evanston, Illinois, the last thing either of them expect is to be immersed into the popular crowd. It's easier said than done to follow the rules created by the three girls known as the Plastics, and the Heron twins are well-aware that one wrong move could push them from the top of the food chain to the bottom. All it takes is for Cady and Evie to both fall in love with the wrong people, and their status could change in the blink of an eye...

This Book is So Fetch! Sorry... Had to Throw That at You!

Cady Heron is a new student at North Shore high whose naïve decisions end up with another girl getting hit by a bus. Oh, and some confusing feelings for one of her best friends. Its clear, its gonna be a rough year.

I say mean girls here but I really mean Janis/Cady. They're too adorable not to ship. Send in some requests, I'll write anything but smut and suicide as long as it stays in canon time. Enjoy these although I'll regret them years later. Thanks for reading!