Grumio Stories

This is 100% a joke. Grumio x Clemens

Everyone thinks that the Iucundus household has the most ordinary, model Roman family. sed, eheu! That, unfortunately, is not the case.

You return from the taberna after a long time of consumit vinum. You stumble drunkenly to the horto, but you find him there, the most beautiful dominus you have ever laid your oculus on. You are struck by emotion, surprise, happiness, delectat. You see your senex in his toga, and all you can think about is how densus caecilius' ass is. You suddenly become nimble like anti - loquax and caecilius ducit cubiculo. What happens next? Placetne tibi? Are you caecilians' dirty whortus?

Tw! Emotional 😢🥺 please do not take this seriously

hey besties i am going insane and therefore decided to write a caecilius x reader story DISCLAIMER i hate caecilius so much Grumio supremacy

A lil f a n f i c with a love square between metella, grumio, Caecilius, and the amicus. I plan on updating regularly so stay tuned ig PLEASE DM ME FOR PLOT IDEAS

Two young love birds, a slave boy and the master's daughter, fall in love. But there is some tragedy. They are forced to be separated. Meanwhile, we explore other loves and heartbreaks. Cover by @CelloKitten

cambridge latin course book 1: a story set in ancient rome about a rich banker, and his "butler" but maybe they don't feel like man and butler, but man, and man.

Just a bunch of oneshots MAINLY INBETWEENERS AND FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER ALL RIGHTS GO TO THE CREATORS OF THE SHOWS ALSO CREDITS TO -THE EBOYS -CHANNEL 4 AND CREATORS OF FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER AND THE INBETWEENERS -ITV AND CREATORS OF PLEBS -NONE OF THIS WAS MY IDEAS SO ALL CREDITS TO GO THE ABOVE

A story about caecilius

Erotic fan fiction for Latin Cambridge I.

Grumio leads a double life. By day, he is a mistreated cook, and by night he pretends to be his master. When he falls in love with a singer named Melissa while pretending to be his wealthy master, he gets caught in a mess that he won't be able to get out of. As Grumio gets more tangled into his web of lies, will he ever be able to break free and tell Melissa the truth? *Based on the Cambridge Latin Course **No mature content, 100% clean

Grumio and Clemens fight to win Poppaea's love. After they go from the forum Clemens meets Poppaea at the harbor and Grumio follows...

a heart wrenching love story between y/n and the members of the pompeii community ⚠️⚠️couple of slight trigger warnings ig no caps intended THIS IS ALL FOR A JOKE DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

Caecilius is cheating on Metella with Melissa, their ancilla. But what Caecilius doesn't know is that Melissa is cheating on Grumio, her husband, with him! The real secret is that Metella is cheating on Caecilius with Grumio. And, as always, Quintus knows all. Scandalous, much?

Based on the Cambridge Latin Textbook (book 1), Grumio's story is finally unearthed. The bumbling cook was shrouded in mystery. He is (slightly) more than a drunken chef. A long list of Oh Fuck Whups My Bad dances around the name Grumio; clearly I have nothing better to do with my time so Here It Is You Fucks.

caecilius est in cubiculō cum metellā

We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives AEAEAYDFKJHGARFEKJHLKFOUTEWKFJBLFSIOYOGFJBGLIHYGFOIHYRTLIKEPITPOEROIGHF THE VOICESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEYRE GETTIN GLOUDIBER

Caecilius, ur a wizard said Grumio. wat