Grumpyxsarcastic Stories

After a long shift, all Belle wants is to ignore the doorbell, drink coffee, and avoid her emotionally unavailable boyfriend and her emotionally violent boss. But when a strange caller threatens her life on Halloween night, she's too exhausted to care. "Back door's open. If you're going to kill me, make yourself useful." He does. What follows is a night of confusion, coffee, questionable bonding, and a whole lot of sarcasm. He's here to kill her. She just wants help handing out candy. Things... get complicated. A story about accidental comfort, emotional whiplash, and falling for someone you absolutely, definitely shouldn't.