Guacamole Stories

baby powder>crack 🥵🥵🥵🥵 mamacita aowwhhh yuh i am so sorry

so this is a joke story about a person and a bird. I know it probably sounds weird and that's because it is so bear with me. (rawr) Anyway like I said its just for jokes...

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Own Characters and Alternate Universes! That's it!

I only update this story when I'm bored or at school l mao

A tsundere avocado Keith Kogane is incredibly disgusted when flirty dorito Lance McClain wants to McClaim that avocado ass. There was no way Keef Kooguini would ever let...

Ravi Oli of South City was born into a family of pheasants. Her father, Guacam Oli, created the toasted ravioli, bringing the family into fame and fortune. Soon after th...

One day I was just gonna make some guacamole.. then everything took a turn for the worse👹👹👹😟😟😟🤞🤞🤞🤞🥑🥑🥑😪😪😪👀👀👀🩸🩸🩸🔪🔪🔪🔪

Exhilarating quotes from a young nerd.

Pretty self explanatory : )

Zack and Mike live together with some other friends it a house, they have all lived together since they were kids but Zack and Mike were together longer, all that time t...

This is a short story about how an avocado named Guaca found the love of their life- but there's a twist. Its very wholesome indeed read it rn

In this Ground-Breaking Thriller Everyone gets Fucking Molested by A loli.

a story about tyler joseph and josh dun as avocados

A young girl, Sophie was eating cheese dipped in guacamole. It was delicious, however, she left one piece of cheese left that was hiding inside the avocado dip. She thre...