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Smokey The Bear is a smug asshole, so Alex comes along and shows the asshat his place.

Tagged by @AnaAmerica Well, let me see..............

This love letter is dedicated to the one and only XxDiamond_GodxX. You inspire me so much as an author, with how attentive you are to your readers, so I felt like I should somehow repay you for your consideration and efforts. Please accept this small token of appreciation as my way of saying fu- uh I mean, thank you.

This is simply a compilation of my short stories that aren't long enough (or I don't think they're good enough) to stand on their own. I hope you enjoy them.

The story of how a young avocado became a man

READ!!! WE ARE CHILDREN YOU HORRIBLE FREAK WHO NONCHALANTLY PASSES BY A BOOK CREATED BY INNOCENT LITTLE GIRLS -- Hopefully that got your attention: I doubt they're actually aesthetic but they're pretty good. We absolutely love the love people give us so please comment, vote, share, and spread the love!!!! Check out our art, you won't regret it, our art is like free wifi and lots of chocolate... Yupp, it's that great

Ok basically im an average girl Hahahahahaha i crack myself up. Im Lucy-Jane! But you can Call me Lucy or Ew whose that? You don't know me bruh! My hair is light brown with a few blonde highlights. I have deep brown eyes. Im sneventy therleven years old! Im uber weird and i like the smell of paint....don't judge... My interests include: Creepypasta, Marble Hornets, gaming, making people into monsters with makeup, art, reading, singing, and writing down any idea that comes into my demented mind! Im currently taken so back off gentlemen! I will follow back and be friends with you! I don't care if you're black white red purple crazy scary normal a dog or whatever! I support equal rights! IM STRAIGHT. You can find me on quotev @3girlswithnolives and weheartit @lucyjane610 Stay away from strangers don't do drugs eat lots of spaghetti mmkay BAIIIIIII!

The waves passed as the bottle traveled further from humanity. Only fate directed it's path. ⋆hi! so... this is my poetry book, with just random passages that i've written across the endless months.⋆ enjoy ♥