Hahawhat Stories

um, hi. want to read my thoughts? i created this account solely for the purpose of writing this little combination of weirdness, so i'd have somewhere to lock up my thoughts and watch them sink, sink, sink to the bottom of the seas, where they'll never be found again. Enjoy!

Just au sanses screwing around Ships: Crossmare Kreme Dustberry Errink Afterdeath Bloodlust Probably some others but idk I will probably upload once a week at least. I usually upload multiple parts at a time. I might accidentally use one quote twice, so just ignore that. This will just be chaos, enjoy

what? i have opinions? oh noooooo don't take everything here seriously please k

Because i can and sometimes im always in the freaking mood to do stupid stuff and thats these times! ENJOY MY LOVELY KITTIES ~kitty-kun~

The Goal: To get rejected by Cat Noir. After enduring an agonizingly long crush on the most performative superhero Paris has ever known, y/n is at her wits end. Prepared to enter into the next chapter of her life-to be declined is optimal. So of COURSE that's when a baby decides to devours her. (made in like 2022) (amazingly wattpadian -heavily old, and-a romcom.) (alternate descript:) y/n, a funny depression person, has a simple objective: to confess to her realistically unattainable crush, Cat Noir. Famous Parisian superhero-flirt of the century-and...in love with someone else. only to end up in a situation that might change both of their futures. I only own the plot for the story and protagonist bahahahah 🦄