Halfjoke Stories

You're the new kid at BA (Bullshit Academy) and a certain emo kid has taken a liking to you... how will this end? Read on to find out ❤❤

POV: ur waiting for a band to play and you don't know anyone so you decide "ouh yes I shall write the entirety of what I remember about troll culture and quadrants while I sit here being the only one in here with a mask on while I wait for things to start". so basically, this entire story is a shit post of my coffee fuelled energy going somewhere while cishet presenting men talk about pedals beside me this entire thing is an entire joke to me have fun. also PETRI SOLLUX MOUSE SUPREMACY I AM THEM/HJ.

I PROMISE THIS IS A HALF JOKE. Chuck e cheese rat x Mickey mouse, very romantic.

-Coiny startes to strip down his shirt until Eraser walked in the room- Coiny got a lil' scared when Eraser started to walk to him until he started making out w/ him. " I wanna fuck both yall asses right now ~ ". Apparently, he was h04ny as hell, like Firey and Coiny was, but- AINT GIVIN YA MORE #smut #hot #babes

PS. This is a rewritten version of another one of my old stories so erm yeah check it out if you want, they have the same story tho -all characters are 18+ 😭 -all art by me or my vro (creds in introduction) On the great land of ASSFUCKIA, in the town of YSIMC... It is aslika cinck's first day in AKademy (ALPHA KITTEN ACADEMY OF YSIMC) along with all the other first years ! Aslika aspires to be a powerful alpha just like his father and get a kitten of his own^_^.... oone problem😅... aslika's ALPHA ABS havent grown in yet [shock].... i-its okay!! h-he's just a late bloomer... it doesnt mean he's not an alpha wolf, of course! Suddenly, on his first day, aslika meets his new arch enemy, the great FUT FEDIS. The son of the strongest alpha to ever exist.... how is Aslika going to prove he's a true alpha to Fut? Will Aslika ever get a kitten? Are gay people real? Find out by reading this story for SIGMAS AWOOO

hajime's s/mb .

DarkRose is an emo ass bitch, no one mates with her stupid ass because she's mentally ill, so she gave up cause she knows everyone is at LEAST somehow mentally aware to not date someone with a rotten and beat up brain like her. She goes through some crazy shit, but what's this? Someone is finally mentally unaware to like her? So? does she get the true love she wanted , does she get fixed, or was it all just a dumb joke? Find out next on this story i'm only gonna finish when i'm bored in class. We got romance, original characters, you a warrior cats fan? Great, this took lots of inspiration thanks to my friends incoherent rambling. (Thanks Evelyn). References on the first page.

it's a story about peanut butter tha describes a little more than peanut butter 😳 (unfinished)

A normal teen finds theirself in their stereotype world with their best friend ,will they die from cringe or hold back when realizing how stupid and goofy everyone else? drawing above belongs to slow.hazel on insta

kitten_<3#1654. im sorry to tell u but Henry is taken

Ava always has these kinds of relationships and can't get out of the loop. This time, she's going through her "struggles" with "special" Bachelor #3: Sharvesh Shankar! Will it end like all of her other awful middle school relationships? Or will she actually stand a chance with Sharvesh.

A grime x hop-pop love story. this is /j leaning on /srs because I'm hyperfixated lmao. fluff & angst, no smut. Story will also include anne, marcy, sasha, sprig, etc!

This story features my friend Rev it's a Ryan Reynolds fic not to sure what this story has to come but I will put warnings in the future if they're needed.

this is actually /hj i only made this because my friend agreed to write a yuri x reader in return for this so... there you go i cant write for the life of me omg

Warning || Minor cannibalism, minor blood, kidnapping, unprofessional surgery, and (lots of) swearing ──Status: Completed🍎 ✸ This is a Rutles rendition (sorta?) of the infamous My Little Pony creepypasta/fanfiction, Cupcakes... So, there are descriptions of surgery and blood and such! HOWEVER, this is pretty different, and much more lighthearted compared to the original MLP story. And no, nobody dies in it... I'm making this because I thought it'd be kind of funny (...in a weird edgy way) if The Rutles got all messed up and such - sorry if I traumatize anyone!

This is a twilight theme gay fiction about boys in my class 😬

THIS A GAY BOOK AND A JOKE TOO I'm making this for my friend since this is the original idea in all Wattpad. Warning!: Boyxboy Teen/young love Fake Ship NO SMUT [Unless they get older] Original Idea AU Cringe Tea I don't ship this but this is for my friend, sorry : ) Also, don't mind the tags :3 C h a r a c t e r s (Age: Oldest to Youngest) Dave (William: 35) Henry (Desk Man: 33) Sunny (Mrs. Afton : 31) Emilie (Mrs. Emily: 31) ChicaBully (Simon: 15) FreddyBully (Fredrick: 14) FoxyBro (Terrance: 14) BonnieBully (Mark: 14) Michael (C.C or Evan: 10) Beth (Elizabeth: 8) Charlie (Charlotte: 7) Sammy (Charlie's brother: 7)

'Ron and Harry are in their final year at Hogwarts, and even though everything around them seems like it's crumbling and too hard of a challenge to face- they find each other. But, they've always had each other? What is so different? The change is in their hearts desire to be more than friends, risking their friendships and the way their families see them in the meaning of love.' NEW HYPERFIXATION INCOMMINNGGGG let's see how far this one gets LMAO 😭 I feel my writing has somewhat improved since I've been writing hella essays recently. I wanted to write this story as tribute to my favorite ship in the harry potter series (i'm a multi shipper but these 2 take my heart). Originally wrote this because there's barely and sweet, soft or well written fan fiction about them, so I'm making that change. As of writing this I am only on "The order of the Pheonix" so bare with me as I make this the most accurate as possible with my limited information haha.