Halfjoking قصص

an essay on why my perfect pretty girl is amazing

very valid reasons

uh i have a joke that this one guy in my class is in love with my irl friend and she almost fell ontop of him on the bus today according to her cause i was off today so i wrote a whole oneshot while talking to my online friend yk as i do (ive written oneshots while on discord multiple times now aha) so here it is

this is kind of a satire but anyway enjoy these headcannons

I'm gonna kms 👍

Basically this is just my humor spreading to like everywhere they say and yeah!!! This also includes my favorite moments and stuff like that yk ALSO I THINK THIS IS MY ORIGINAL IDEA SO NO STEAL PLZ!! [Key word: Think.] So reply to my comment so you can be featured here 😘🫶‼️‼️

Y/N made the worst mistake of their life. damn those cheap charity stores with those cool knickknacks.. damn that sale and damn everything!! (I hope this makes my family give me the therapy I've been needing since the ripe age of 8.) DISCLAIMER: THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING A FANFIC I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS IM PURELY MOTIVATED BY SILLINESS 🔥‼ (inspired by coldcutfish on Wattpad! I recommend you read their jax x y/n fanfic ITS SOO GOODD!!)