Hamburgers Stories

Eight gorgeous boys and one girl living together in the same house. It'd probably be heaven to most girls, but to Adelaide Hendricks, it's the total opposite. Who wants to live with eight, obnoxious and pervy hogs who have brain's the size of a peanut? Things are bound to get crazy now. Welcome to Life With the Crawford Boys. It's not the typical everyday life, but it's one where you're heart never stops racing and your minds never stop thinking.

he eats a hamburger. nothing totally else happens. he doesnt eat a cup. dont @ me

Secret!

A bad guy goes in for some burg and is met with the meat he so desires.

18 people. 17 of them are all confused as the rest. How they got here? Only one person knows. Why they were brought here? That's for them to find out. No escape is possible. No way out. Every clue will lead them to the next, but will they survive long enough to find out who created this enigma?

Gary races with his engine shell the krabby patty spongebob is riding down the street and wins because the tires aren't made out of rubber they're pickles so they are slippery from the juice

"85% ng magiging grade nyo ay galing dito, kaya dapat ay pag husayan nyo."

This is a dumbass story me and a moot wrote, enjoy if you want

As I sat and ate the disgusting cafeteria food, I felt something touch my foot. 'What was that?' I thought looking down Why the hell is there a foot touching mine? I literally just bought these Vans don't dirty them you peasant. "Are you okay? You're looking at the ground like you're about to attack it?" As I look up I see a boy. He looks so douchey but yet quite... What's the word?.. Gorgeous. He looks familiar... Why? Wait a second.. "You said that out loud and I'm your neighbor you turd" Oh that's right. Great. All Right Reserved © 2015 FanFictionalFood™ *Slow Updates*

A metaphorical poem comparing a hamburger to a human life. It's quite a goofy poem, but if you search deeper within it, it is a very thought provoking and interesting concept.

Poetry and Prose

a tale of love, loss, and the hamburger helper

If your not in Code Cookie ummmm this is not for you sorry

julieta is giving a rose at some point after 12 am. what will she do with it. who gave it to her? did she shit her pants when she saw it? let us find out together *enters nether portal*

Will broccoli save food land... read this book to find out..

Arthur is just an ordinary British man. He lives in a clean apartment in a quiet serene street. He owns a petit cafe. He even has a cat. Yet the only thing missing from this Brit's life is.. Love Arthur just never seems to find that one perfect guy to share his world with. But everything changes one night when curiosity kills the cat and Arthur's life will never be the same again. (THIS INCLUDES SMUT AND YAOI) READ AT UR OWN RISK!!

There is no smut, weirdos.

This is a story of spaces gods life. She is a 109 year old man and loves to go hit the club. She has a beautiful child named shithead.