Hammertime Stories

Who knew alpha/omegaverse dynamics in fanfiction could NOT be cringey am I right? John and Dave are gay babies. Is that the summary you want? _ So this is lowkey not technically my first fanfiction, but definitely my first one since I've gotten better at writing. I've roleplayed as John for a good three years so hopefully I should have him pretty down and pat by now, but I can't say the same for how I wrote Dave. All I can say is please give me your opinion, good or bad, and enjoy! Also, credit to MYSELF™ for the art I used for the cover. Also if anybody cares I'm probably going to keep updating at least once a week? Most likely on weekends, but I can't promise any specific day. Writing's hard man. I'm writing this as of May 25th 2017, so hopefully future me stays true to her word.

Featuring crafts, cookies, lots of fluff, and John's five year old daughter.

When John Egbert wakes up in a hospital with vivid memories of being in a game, everyone thinks he's crazy, but when he starts to remember more and more of this game, John wonders "Was it really all just a dream?" DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK, THAT RIGHT BELONGS TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ANDREW HUSSIE.

PepsiCola saddishstuck with a side helping of fluff

These are oneshots, Sometimes AUs I've made up. the Alpha kids are 19+ along with the dancestors The Beta kids are 17+ along with the trolls. The parents along with the ancestors (Not including David strider(Alpha dave) But does include for Bro strider) are 37-49+ Grandparents might be alive or dead depending on the one-shot David strider will be 21-23+ There might be smut but that depends on the topic setting and mood. TBH I'm not that good with smut so you probably won't see it much because it's really bad. Last thing NOT ALL SHIPS WILL BE COUPLES!

Sadstuck JohnDave Theres not much more to say about it

Just a little fluff

John is a simple 13 year old teenage boy, who may not have many friends in real life, but he has the best online friends a person could ever ask for! and it may even end up that john may be getting somewhat close with dave..... but its all no homo! ....right? i sux at summaries o.o sorry!! None of these characters belong to me homestuck and every character in this story belongs to Andrew hussie!!!!

John was bullied in his home back in Washington, D. C.. Badly. He was afraid to speak, even, and his voice had left him. He had become a selective mute. His father was worried, so he found a new home in Texas. Starting at a new school, there are two concerns: Will he fit in? Will he ever have the courage to voice himself? John is a selective mute. Trigger warning for sensitive themes. Thanks much to my RP partner. :)

Silence Can Be Violent ((Mute!JohnDave)) •Trigger Warnings: Mentions of Suicide, Self Harm, Bullying, Depression• ~~~~~~~~ John is bullied constantly, even outside of school, and he can't take it anymore. He attempted suicide by slitting his neck, however is saved in time by his Dad, but not without consequences. John damaged his vocal cords, which could've been fixed, but John didn't want to be more of a bother than he thought he was. It's not like he talks much anyway. However, he does chat with his online friend, turntechGodhead, but they have never actually seen each other. Then, when John's friend moves up to Washington, he fears he'll leave him when he finds out who he really his. //WARNING: Slow Updates, for now\\

Dave hated his shitty life until one certain blue eyed brunette walks into his life. John started a new school in Texas which happened to be the same school Dave attended. But now things have taken a turn for the gAy.

Quinn confronts the neighborhood riffraff.

We all have secrets we hide from the world, some more deep and extreme than others. Who do we trust with our hidden baggage? When do we know that we can trust someone? How can we differentiate the backstabbers from the backstabbed? When we find the one we can trust with our soul, how much can you endure together? "And I know I'll eventually have to tell him the truth that I've been avoiding, but I just want to live in this world for just a bit longer. Being able to stop and feel the breeze around me, and sit in the shade for a bit. Blissfully unaware of the dangers that may lie in my future. If only we could stop the clockwork, stop time, and stay here forever. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> Half-cat!JohnDave/PepsiCola ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> -I own nothing, Homestuck and its entirety belong to Andrew Hussie

Don't expect much. Mainly Dave. But bro, request

Dave Strider is just starting his first semester at University. He hasn't talked to John in months. So he doesn't know how to feel when John shows up to his campus unannounced. Fluff happens eventually. This was a gift for a friend and I thought someone else might enjoy reading it too so here it is. I've never written fanfiction before so don't come for me lmao. Kinda AU I guess where sburb never happened and only the beta kids exist lol.

I seriously had nothing better to do, I started on this at like 12:45 ish, and then ended finally at 2:09. I am actually proud of this. John is visiting Dave's apartment, and Dave decided to give John a burrito than can "defy the laws of friendship" and somehow, Picasso may be involved in his explanation of the burrito's sheer awesomeness. Its just for fun, John may be more of an asshole than usual, but come on dudes I wrote this in the middle of the night. I did my best. Now enjoyyy as I get my beauty sleep! Dedicated to my amiga who fell asleep an hour ago and read the first half as I copy and pasted it on Skype and thought it was comedy gold, and in my sleepless stupor I thought so too.

Rose has set Dave up on yet another blind date. Her previous attempts were failures, but maybe she did good this time?