Hammertime Stories

62 Stories

Mutated Mate [it will be edited...at some point in my life, doubtfully] by everyday_imstumblin
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Mutated Mate [it will be edited...by everyday_imstumblin
Adrian figures his life was over before it began due to the fact of how he looks. His mutated features is what separated him from everyone, his differences only got him...
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no homo. ironically. by boom-1975
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no homo. ironically.by johndave chicken
John and Dave go to highschool together. They are bffl's. Obviously. But what happens when a certain little dork gets dumped at a party? Gee I dunno stuff. ((V ironic d...
I'm Gonna Mail Myself to You. by chibikatniss627
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I'm Gonna Mail Myself to You.by chibikatniss627
John is a pranking little shit, except this time he hopes to gain something a little more than just a laugh. (porn trigger warning for later chapters)
3rd Times A Charm? //johndave Highschool Au// by GayAndMoreGay
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3rd Times A Charm? //johndave High...by GayAndMoreGay
Dave hated his shitty life until one certain blue eyed brunette walks into his life. John started a new school in Texas which happened to be the same school Dave attende...
Dorm Room Sleepover (JohnDave Fluff) by ponkypoo
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Dorm Room Sleepover (JohnDave Fluf...by ponkypoo
Dave Strider is just starting his first semester at University. He hasn't talked to John in months. So he doesn't know how to feel when John shows up to his campus unann...
Homestuck one-shots by nekociel0724
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Homestuck one-shotsby Dave Strider
Don't expect much. Mainly Dave. But bro, request
Hair Dye. (Davejohn) by chibikatniss627
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Hair Dye. (Davejohn)by chibikatniss627
Dave needs its roots redyed. Who better than his boyfriend to do so? Davejohn, slight self hate i guess? Dave doesn't like his hair. Make outs.
Oh, How Time Passes by CorvusRooves
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Oh, How Time Passesby : ))
John Egbert and Dave Strider have been best friends since the age of eight. But at age twelve john moved and they havent seen eachothers faces in seven years. Only kept...
35 by pen_hyphen
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35by pen_hyphen
Quinn confronts the neighborhood riffraff.
We Already Happened by kagehime17
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We Already Happenedby kagehime17
Dave has been dating John in a ldr for a while now, and wants to do something special when his boy friend visits. Inspired by the song We Could Happen by AJ Rafael. HAP...
It Was An Accident by Dandelion_Me
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It Was An Accidentby Dandelion
A Young boy called for pizza, and out of habit he said, "I love you" Before he hung up. The pizza Man replied, "I Love you too"
The Secrets We Keep To Stay Alive (JohnDave) by Sylph_of_Blood
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The Secrets We Keep To Stay Alive...by •~>Kee<~•
We all have secrets we hide from the world, some more deep and extreme than others. Who do we trust with our hidden baggage? When do we know that we can trust someone...
Betty Crocker vs. The Knight by PepsiTigress
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Betty Crocker vs. The Knightby Charlie Sargent
A tale of an ironic cool kid and an ironic nerd boy who decide to have a little bit of fun while a thunderstorm goes about outside. Betty Crocker comes along and kidnaps...
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Thank You, John Egbert by AskTheJohnDave
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Thank You, John Egbertby AskTheJohnDave
Old JohnDave fic of mine. Dave is a shy little nerdy boy who's been living with his adoptive parents since he was seven and Bro died. When he's invited up to Washington...
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Badumpthump by Mibani
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Badumpthumpby Dawn
A few short footsteps and hushed breaths-- It's late, and he's scared. Knife in hand, he creeps, hoping to find the mysterious stranger to be more than a little friendly.
Lily. (davejohn) by chibikatniss627
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Lily. (davejohn)by chibikatniss627
Featuring crafts, cookies, lots of fluff, and John's five year old daughter.
Pepsicola: Windy Nights by ThatOneFangirl8
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Pepsicola: Windy Nightsby Omygog, It's me. *o*
This is a Pepsicola story I wrote a while back. It's lame :P On the bright side; HAMMERTIME B*TCHES! Credit to whoever made the drawing I used as my cover photo :p