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  • Pepsicola: Windy Nights by ThatOneFangirl8
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    This is a Pepsicola story I wrote a while back. It's lame :P On the bright side; HAMMERTIME B*TCHES! Credit to whoever made the drawing I used as my cover photo :p
  • We Already Happened by kagehime17
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    Dave has been dating John in a ldr for a while now, and wants to do something special when his boy friend visits. Inspired by the song We Could Happen by AJ Rafael. HAPPY DAY AFTER BIRTHDAY DAVE STRIDER! I highly recommend you listen to the song as you read
  • Rainy Days by TheAlternativeRuler
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    Rainy days are good for three things: 1. Having movie marathons 2. Eating enough junk food to choke a hippo 3. Cuddling with your boyfr-best friend. Best friend. John and Dave certainly take advantage of it.
  • When I Met You by Harajukbox
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  • Happy Birthday, Egderp by Th3Divin3K3llic
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    Sadstuck JohnDave Theres not much more to say about it
  • whats this? a new story? AMD ITS HOMESTUCK by chibikatniss627
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    my first homestuck fic. dave kisses john. yep. its dave x john
  • Missing You (PepsiCola) by xXpasta_ftwXx
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    PepsiCola saddishstuck with a side helping of fluff
  • Homestuck Oneshots by Self_Inserts
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    These are oneshots, Sometimes AUs I've made up. the Alpha kids are 19+ along with the dancestors The Beta kids are 17+ along with the trolls. The parents along with the ancestors (Not including David strider(Alpha dave) But does include for Bro strider) are 37-49+ Grandparents might be alive or dead depending on the one-shot David strider will be 21-23+ There might be smut but that depends on the topic setting and mood. TBH I'm not that good with smut so you probably won't see it much because it's really bad. Last thing NOT ALL SHIPS WILL BE COUPLES!
  • Nerd is the new coolkid (JohnDave) by who-am-I-was-you
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    Cool kid is not the best word to describe what Dave Strider is. In fact, far from it. He's known as, the hipster cool kid wannabe with douchebag shades. Now, it wasn't always like this; in middle school, he was Mr. Popular, that was before he was forced to move from Texas to Washington. Now that he attended a high school in Washington, things, weren't so great. He wasn't bullied or anything but, people just ignored him. He was just an outcast. Somebody that nobody cared about.
  • 50 Prompt Writing Challenge (JohnDave Edition) by TheAlternativeRuler
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    Using a post on tumblr of 50 quick prompts for any pairing, I made a 50 prompt writing challenge for myself. JohnDave is the pairing, the fandom is Homestuck. (Cover art by tumblr user zillytime)
  • Flashy Blue and Sharp red by peterparkerwilson
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  • Egbert and Strider (an alpha/omegaverse fanfiction) by Gia-the-Light
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    Who knew alpha/omegaverse dynamics in fanfiction could NOT be cringey am I right? John and Dave are gay babies. Is that the summary you want? _ So this is lowkey not technically my first fanfiction, but definitely my first one since I've gotten better at writing. I've roleplayed as John for a good three years so hopefully I should have him pretty down and pat by now, but I can't say the same for how I wrote Dave. All I can say is please give me your opinion, good or bad, and enjoy! Also, credit to MYSELF™ for the art I used for the cover. Also if anybody cares I'm probably going to keep updating at least once a week? Most likely on weekends, but I can't promise any specific day. Writing's hard man. I'm writing this as of May 25th 2017, so hopefully future me stays true to her word.
  • Homestuck one-shots by nekociel0724
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    Don't expect much. Mainly Dave. But bro, request
  • Speechless (PepsiCola) by annoyingcomputerdork
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    John was bullied in his home back in Washington, D. C.. Badly. He was afraid to speak, even, and his voice had left him. He had become a selective mute. His father was worried, so he found a new home in Texas. Starting at a new school, there are two concerns: Will he fit in? Will he ever have the courage to voice himself? John is a selective mute. Trigger warning for sensitive themes. Thanks much to my RP partner. :)
  • Thank You, John Egbert by AskTheJohnDave
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    Old JohnDave fic of mine. Dave is a shy little nerdy boy who's been living with his adoptive parents since he was seven and Bro died. When he's invited up to Washington to stay with the Egbert's to stay with John, his internet friend who knows nothing of the real him, Dave begins to worry about how John will react to meeting someone completely different than the Dave he had been expecting.
  • Silence Can Be Violent by Sylph_of_Blood
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    Silence Can Be Violent ((Mute!JohnDave)) •Trigger Warnings: Mentions of Suicide, Self Harm, Bullying, Depression• ~~~~~~~~ John is bullied constantly, even outside of school, and he can't take it anymore. He attempted suicide by slitting his neck, however is saved in time by his Dad, but not without consequences. John damaged his vocal cords, which could've been fixed, but John didn't want to be more of a bother than he thought he was. It's not like he talks much anyway. However, he does chat with his online friend, turntechGodhead, but they have never actually seen each other. Then, when John's friend moves up to Washington, he fears he'll leave him when he finds out who he really his. //WARNING: Slow Updates, for now\\
  • 3rd Times A Charm? //johndave Highschool Au// by GayAndMoreGay
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    Dave hated his shitty life until one certain blue eyed brunette walks into his life. John started a new school in Texas which happened to be the same school Dave attended. But now things have taken a turn for the gAy.
  • Carol baskin goes to the moon by Sebastianing
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    Me and my friend are doing a challenge and we are each writing one word so here it goes
  • Colour Spectrum | JohnDave by salticide
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    An AU in which everyone is born with their body black, white, and every other colour of that sort. A person's skin will revert into colour at the physical contact of their significant other. ---- I do not own Homestuck, nor do I own its characters. All characters belong to Andrew Hussie. This book was created entirely off of my imagination, so any anything in it that may have happened in real life is entirely coincidental. ---- somewhat belated updates. I happen to be a slow writer.
  • Johndave by johnkatcommunist4evr
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    JohnDave. Made clear in the title. Please read!!