Hammertime Stories

The Knight of Time awakens in the Shrine of Resurrection, 100 years after obtaining a fatal wound. The Heir of Breath remains confined in Hyrule Castle, locked in a slowly losing battle with Lord English. A Seer of Light awaits in a mountainous village for the Knight to arrive and to aid him in recapturing his lost memories. Many others wait in their villages for the Knight to rise again, for new Champions to be found, for their Heir to be freed, and for Lord English to be defeated.

Dave and John were in love. They were a great couple, always seen smiling. Out of the blue, John breaks it off, and Dave takes to writing out his feelings instead.

Dave has been dating John in a ldr for a while now, and wants to do something special when his boy friend visits. Inspired by the song We Could Happen by AJ Rafael. HAPPY DAY AFTER BIRTHDAY DAVE STRIDER! I highly recommend you listen to the song as you read

Cool kid is not the best word to describe what Dave Strider is. In fact, far from it. He's known as, the hipster cool kid wannabe with douchebag shades. Now, it wasn't always like this; in middle school, he was Mr. Popular, that was before he was forced to move from Texas to Washington. Now that he attended a high school in Washington, things, weren't so great. He wasn't bullied or anything but, people just ignored him. He was just an outcast. Somebody that nobody cared about.

Sadstuck JohnDave Theres not much more to say about it

Rose has set Dave up on yet another blind date. Her previous attempts were failures, but maybe she did good this time?

This is a Pepsicola story I wrote a while back. It's lame :P On the bright side; HAMMERTIME B*TCHES! Credit to whoever made the drawing I used as my cover photo :p

It was a bright and sunny day, a few fluffy white clouds dotted the vibrant blue horizon, but aside from that, it was to be considered the perfect day. Birds were chirping quite annoyingly and woke a young man from his sleep. Now, what is this young mans name... Aka a shit story made by a shitty person. This will most likely be really offensive, so if you dont like extreme bullyinying, slurs, selfharm, and shit like that, then ya might wanna leave

RE-WRITE OF "WINDOWS TO MY HEART" NOW WITH MORE ANGST, UPDATES, AND CHAPTERS. When Dave first saw John, the sky lit up. Now, almost three years later, the color is starting to fade, and Dave wonders if he will ever see his soulmate again. This is based on the AU where you see black and white until you meet your soulmate. (All characters belong to the Huss)

John and Dave go to highschool together. They are bffl's. Obviously. But what happens when a certain little dork gets dumped at a party? Gee I dunno stuff. ((V ironic description but its sad that it's accurate.))

Ok I wrote the original when I was actually 13 and then forgot the password to my account so when I found it written in the back of my old sketchbook. I knew I had to reread and rewrite. This has turned into more of a 2019/2020 twist on the 2015 story too? Oh well. It also is actually meant to be funny instead of being funny because its cringe. I'm leaving the old one up and hopefully this lasts! Finally the description- An unsuspecting John Egbert wakes up one morning to discover he is in the body of a girl. One thing leads to another and he decides to embrace the change until they can find a solution. There is a few ups and downs but he seems to solve more problems than what were created!

Using a post on tumblr of 50 quick prompts for any pairing, I made a 50 prompt writing challenge for myself. JohnDave is the pairing, the fandom is Homestuck. (Cover art by tumblr user zillytime)

The Sprites are DNA experiments escaped from a lab, they now take residence in a broken down flat in Washington. They now spend there time protecting the people who gave their DNA to the lab and their family members, they protect from the shadows. Everything was going to plan until DaveSprite ran into John. He starts developing a crush on the human who he is supposed to protect.

26 different JohnDave oneshots starting with each letter of the alphabet Just probably something that I will update whenever I have one finished c: ~broken--pencils

PepsiCola saddishstuck with a side helping of fluff

We all have secrets we hide from the world, some more deep and extreme than others. Who do we trust with our hidden baggage? When do we know that we can trust someone? How can we differentiate the backstabbers from the backstabbed? When we find the one we can trust with our soul, how much can you endure together? "And I know I'll eventually have to tell him the truth that I've been avoiding, but I just want to live in this world for just a bit longer. Being able to stop and feel the breeze around me, and sit in the shade for a bit. Blissfully unaware of the dangers that may lie in my future. If only we could stop the clockwork, stop time, and stay here forever. " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> Half-cat!JohnDave/PepsiCola ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> -I own nothing, Homestuck and its entirety belong to Andrew Hussie

Dave hated his shitty life until one certain blue eyed brunette walks into his life. John started a new school in Texas which happened to be the same school Dave attended. But now things have taken a turn for the gAy.