Hamsandwiches storie

YOU HEARD ME- Have you ever turned down a chance to eat this so-called 'sandwich'? Have you ever cringed at someone eating(?) this unholy creation? Have you ever thought these motherfrickers have to be banned PERMANENTLY from the face of the planet? If you have ever done even one of the above you are fit it join this group. Hi, I am Emily the CEO and founder of Cancel Ham Sandwiches™. Just like every other normal person I have a hatred for ham sandwiches. They taste like if sand and soap had a baby which is a curse on itself. Going back to the subject.... I understand how bad these things taste and sometimes it looks like the world will never stop producing ham sandwiches but I see a world where our children don't know about ham sandwiches and they eat normal human food. "Ham sandwiches suck," -An anonymous member from southern north pole "Cancel Ham Sandwiches™ brought my family together!" -Joe Doe (28) "My family used to talk politics and how the world was ending next week but now that we are all members of Cancel Ham Sandwiches™ we talk about what's really important. Processed Ham." -Penelope Anderson All large magazines call us a '5-star experience and 'a once in a lifetime experience' So join us in our fight and you will die last...

Where I'll just share thoughts and ideas about stories for Tangled: the Series and you guys can vote on which ones are your favorites (which I will end up writing) and give me your ideas, so on and so forth.

Here is a place for the people of the #Variansquad members to meet up. If you want to be apart of the squad there is one rule * promise to love, cherish, and protect our overlord cinnamon bun Varian Here we will have meetings, role play, eat cinnamon buns and ham sandwiches, and just worship Varian. I'm going to put up 1 roleplay and meeting place to start with if you guys want to add a new one message me directly, but on week days I have school so I wont't be able to respond immediately ok have fun!!!

Varian's had it rough. It's never easy when you're an outcast. And then his father got frozen in the amber, Varian was denied help, and soon, he was out to seek revenge. But, four years later, he's back. Answers quite possibly await him in Old Corona, the land of old memories- bad memories- and he must set out to gain these answers while trying to avoid his past. Of course, the past itself is inescapable.

{Sequel to "Inescapable." Please read that one first.} ~-~ The past haunts him. The present demands of him. The future depends on him. ~-~ "There's one more Vatter." Those were the last words that Demanitus spoke to Varian the day after he took what was rightfully his. The day that Manny disappeared- quite possibly for good. That day was two years ago. These words haunt Varian- his parents are long gone, as is his brother, Cass is accounted for, and they don't have any kids yet- but he's determined to figure it all out. It's been two long years, and he has thought and pondered on this so often... And now, he thinks he might have a lead. But people are depending on him for multiple reasons. People are counting on him to keep promises and secrets, to give advice and time... And Varian doesn't know how to handle it all. ~-~ {Kind of cruddy synopsis, but still...}