Hankjwimbleton Stories

"I think being on a team would be cool and all but... I prefer to work alone." Name: Keez Age: 26 Height: 5'7" Grunt Type: Normal, Female-Type Just like most of the people in the cruel state of Nevada, Keez was a threat that had to be kept under control. After leaving a street gang and getting fired from her career as a bodyguard, the young grunt decided to apply for a job as a paid mercenary. Despite her being a literal empath and a proclaimed "Mercenary with Morals", she's been able to get the job done. The job paid well and the orders were simple. But how simple will they be when multiple inconvenient coincidences occur on Keez's missions? |[=~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~=]| Characters will most likely be humanized, but not actual humans, just humanized grunts. You know, with human-looking bodies and such. I do not own Madness Combat nor its characters, all of it belongs to Krinkels. The following characters belong to me: Keez Boss Sister Who Mason (List will be updated as time goes on)

When Nevada's most dangerous man meets a small, sweet girl. What happens? He teaches her how to use guns, she bakes him cookies.

I need my daily hankmos.

HEYYY wow !! the first madcom book was so good it spawned a sequel, call that shit alvin and the chipmunks: the squeakuel for reals though, this book is just to be a lil more organized aka put all of my fanfics here :-p

Mostly smut and gore

After a weird plan to kill some kid failed. AHHW Agents Boyfriend and Girlfriend are in BIG TROUBLE with the Auditor. And the weirdest part is that Deimos is super interested in that. (For Saviorum, you thought I was lying about shipping Boyfriend and Deimos. But I wasn't.

i cant find the artist who drew the cover but i found the cover at https://www.reddit.com/r/madnesscombat/comments/osp7fd/recent_madness_combat_fanart_with_much_blood/ madness combat x reader oneshots/headcanons

◇Taking Requests◇

T/N en su camino a visitar a sus amigos/compañeros de batalla es absorbido por un portal extraño, al recuperar la conciencia descubre que esta en un mundo el cual tiene similitudes con el suyo pero ees completamente distinto. ¿Usara sus poderes de "Deidad"(Semi-Deidad como el los llama) para volverse mejor de lo que ya es, o hará las locuras que el y sus amigos hacían en su mundo original con tal de divertirse?

While playing his guitar, Hank is witnessed by Director Phobos himself. (I don't own anything. This is Rated T. A Phobos/Hank fic. That's all). Started to write: May 7, 2025 Finished the story: May 7, 2025

Tricky and Hank have always been at each other's throat for what felt like forever. It was him against Hank and them against him. None of them ever won or lost, they don't care about that only to kill each other. But what happens when Tricky finds himself hurt badly and in need of aid? What happens when Hank finds him and helps him back on his feet? Do they act like it never happen or do things start to change? Things could change for the worst and best maybe. ----------------------------------------------- Yeah I guess this is like the generic Tricky x Hank fic but with sus and stupid moments This is kind of a prequel to my pervious story so you might want to read that first in order to understand some things. also this one might be a little angsty so enjoy your stay in angst land cause you're never getting off this ride. [Edit 4/21/22: This story is currently on Hold until further notice]

Literally just a book with angst, fluff, theres a chance that smut CAN be added but im not sure if im comftorable writing that yet. Multiple fandoms will be written about here.

I'm Going To Struggle With This Book Very Much, I'm Working On Multiple Head Canons At Once, Hope You Guys Enjoy!

Fallin' through Purgatory makes people think. Like about how they betrayed an entire organization to join forces with the baddest badass in all of Nevada and a tough guy that isn't afraid of fightin' supernatural demons with a meathook. Like I said, makes ya think.

COMPLETELY UNIRONIC TAKE VERY SERIOUSLY SMH🥱🤬 ANYWAY this is my very totally definitely unironic sanmos fanfic U W U i hope u enjoy :pleading: :heart_eyes:🥺😍 Will get random ass "holiday special" updates fair warning

In a sea of stars, there was a magnificent space station that was surrounded by many universes. Universes that are unique in their own way. Then, three portals appeared inside the mysterious space station. In one portal, a person that is heavily armed with weapons and wore red googles came out of it. They held their signature katana in defence, being aware of their surroundings. In another one, the king of the Koopas appeared alone, surprised by where he was at that time. The man wearing all black and the tortoise noticed each other, but before they can say anything, the third portal spitted up two more people out of its opening. One was a white skinned brunette who wore an almost all purple uniform, completed with a shiny golden badge, while the other one was a dark skinned blonde that wore a more casual outfit and has green bows in the side of their hair. Both of them looked exhausted, like they just came out of hell. All four looked at each other, wondering what the heck just happened when a door slides opened. There was a beautiful woman standing at the door, smiling mischievously at the foursome. She said, "Welcome to my space station." Fandoms /OCs currently in the story (None of the characters that aren't my OCs are not from me. They belong to their respective fandom and Developer(s)/studios.) - Super Mario Bros: The Movie (Mostly) - Five Nights at Freddy's (all games) -Madness Combat (MADNESS: Project Nexus and the original series mixed in together) - OCs (Sashely [A.K.A. Lagtrap] only for now)

(YOU SHOULD BE AWARE OF THE VIOLENCE IN THIS BOOK, PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE MADNESS AND THE COMBAT.) yeah, the series is made by Krinkels, he made the series madness combat mostly on new grounds. wow I like it, the characters in this book might be 'Hank J. Wimbleton 'Sanford 'Deimos '2BDanged 'Auditor 'maybe some of the Hanks 'Tricky 'Jebus 'maybe the doctors ok, like I'm talking hofnarr or crackpot, maybe even christoff 'Sheriff read more to find out in the wonderful adventure of Nevada! make sure to put the puzzles into the clues and have fun while reading!

My embarrassing Hank X Tricky fanfics 🙃 Requests are open! I don't know how my upload schedule will be, and this might contain fluff, angst and NSFW.