Harrypooter Stories

Join Harry J. Pooter and his friends Ron Windex and Hermione Greaser as they save Hogwarts from Voldetoot and the cursed Plunger! Dedicated to the quote: "Aubrey, get off your fanfics." •Janitor/Bathroom AU •I do not own any of the characters from the original Harry Potter series •this is an original idea for the fanfiction so please do not steal it •Why

this is all a dream and you cant wake up

Follow Harry Pooter through memes, magic, and tons of Dankness, will she survive? (based off of Harry Potter, and Poot Lovato)

Harry Potter hasn't seen his cousin in 20 years. But one morning, He gets a letter. Cousin Dudley needs his help. Harry Potter can't believe it, he has a niece, who he hasn't ever seen, is magic. Just not that. Melissa Dursley is not just a witch. She happens to be one of the rare Metamorphmagus. Melissa Dudley's adventures in the magical world.

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Harry Pooter is a poor skinny boy who can't defend himself, until one day a giant man tells him who he really is.

Gragamal has mastered the dimensions. Christmas has come. Doobu and Graggy are together evil and are trying to take tbe world. They have taken over Spy Island, and have unsalted the pugs of the island. The pigs are helpless. Even so, Peppa has tried to set up an occupation for young pigs to fight against the ebil. They pork. Thomas and Fridge enter a new realm via email and they encounter a world in crjsis. They see pigs licked away. A family asked them in and they stay. They gave coffee there. They wear it with happy. Thomas finds a reason to stay and make peace with himself. After losing every thing at the hands of Syndrome &÷ thinks its over. Maybe no.he finds new porpoise.fridge is unsure over these pigs. Sometimes they seem like they want 2 hurt Froepan.peppa wants to make a good impression with the colony.she exists to be fed Sweden fish.frudge diagnoses that maybe the pigs aren't so againstthe graggu. Greg is worried that being king won't fill him up.his wig is all tangled.it snags a couple of his toes in his sandals and squeezes them.Meanwhile Doobu is attacking random strangers(ET)And causing angst in tne kingdom. Pigs are scared pork bellies running yummy bacon. Peppa wants to impress the other pig. She gets platic surgeon on her nose to make better. She becomes a model pig to tru and male uer family richer. Goegrie has a dead mental illness and cant hear he becomes an Uber driver. The debtors have closed off the apartmtnet. The auction is at a close. Vigdeo Grimsky and he is at the Whitehouse.Frypan wants to become a preacher to these pugs but wil they listen?a stray dog found. Greg has discovered cancer. He is depressants about the whole career opportunity. Draco Malfo_y is a success along with Georgetwon and they have they'd own movies. The sweet perfume of Gwendy haunts Gragu Ragu's every move. He knows she is disappointment in him. Peppa Pig noticed Dads odd behavior. Is something going on? And then Mom and dad announce divorced.what will happen? Oka

I would spoil everything in the discripion, so sorry not sorry: No description.

A coolio ruff draft of a book

Draco Malfoy is like every other teenage boy. Except, he's gay. What happens when he developed a crush on one of his friends Pansy's friend, Harry Potter? What happens when he writes about Harry in his journal, and his father reads it? How will his parents react? How will Harry react when he finds out about Draco's crush? Will Draco's feelings be reciprocated? Read to find out. Last updated: 12-27-2018 Cover is mine: original pic and everything Harry Potter and other characters: not mine Plot: definitely mine

Dear Mountain-grazing Beethovens, this is a tragic story of love, betrayal and ultimate heartbreak, Flushed Away ft. Draco Malfoy and Piss precipitation/prescription drugs is truly a life-changing tale in which Draco (Dralfoy Maco ) falls hopelessly in love with a dead woman whom he has never actually met. This mini-novel follows the journey of coming-of-age literature which is universally relatable as more than 45% of the population dies due to piss drow-ing. The bildungsroman (cow dung from the roman empire) format makes this text incredibly useful in school situations as students and teachers alike are able to truly see the story for what it is, a piece of (art/poop) of a hopeless romantic such as Dralfoy who gets lured be the disturbing beauty of a piss woman. This story can also be related to the gothic classic, the Woman in Black, where the use of fear is noticed particularly in the sewer scene. The hidden senses portrayed through the reflection imagery and descriptive language is outstandingly elegant and it draws the reader in to a greta thunberg extent. This encapsulates the fight of climate change as the temperature appears to change as Dralfoy is flushed down the toilet into the sewers. Climate change is a severe issue of today and this story truly exampulates the nature (see what i did there) of the issue which can be piss as that is a natural bodily disposition. Please bring a box of tissues to the screen-i-ng of your book as you will be destroyed by the end, as I, the authors, were. (*warning* your eyeballs may suffer severe loss of balls of eyes due to increased rates of heartbreak)

What if Hermione granger had sisters and they all went to hogwarts? Cover credits - @Alfiya_alfu

Welcome to the life of Freya Lily Snape. Although she may seem kind and sweet she knows how to put on a fight and wont give up until the end. she is the daughter of Severus Snape and Lily Potter 'Nee Evans. She is supposed to be the younger sister of Harry Potter but she is only his half sister. she was raised in an abusive muggle house hold. What will happen? read to find out. J.K ROWLING OWNS ALL THE RIGHTS TO EVERYONE /THING APART FROM Freya Lilly. Ima lynx -hiss-