Harrypotterchats Stories

This is just a load of HP texts

Harry, Ron, hermionie, Sirius, James, remus, tonks, voldy, Bellatrix , draco, Neville , Luna and loads of other characters chats.

Harry Potter Facebook chats! I do base some information off the book so if you don't want me to spoil it, don't read it. But if you have read the books then please read. Disclaimer: The grammar and spelling in this book are horrendous, but I'm choosing to keep it the way as to represent how far I've gone in writing. I apologize in advance for how cringe-worthy this book is. Thank you for everyone that have read, commented, and voted on this story ♡.

Ehi gente,questa sarà una specie di fan fiction a vignette (non so se avete presente larry chats,una roba del genere) dove scriverò citazioni divertenti (che bravo scrittore di descrizioni lol) insomma,capirete meglio leggendo,quindi buona lettura potterheads!

Harry's got a mystery on his hands: why has Sirius Black, the most notorious prisoner in the magical world, broken out of top-security Azkaban? Surely it's not just to get Harry's autograph. See the funnier side of 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban' in this side-splitting parody of Harry's third year at Hogwarts in 'Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban.' This isn't your typical magical adventure. Get ready for a laugh-out-loud hippogriff ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of chaos. Hogwarts is colder than a penguin's nose, thanks to some depressing Dementors patrolling around, and magic has gone viral with the launch of Wiztagram, the magical community's answer to Instagram. Suddenly, everyone's dressing up as Sirius Black for the latest scare-your-friends challenge. Ron's got his hands full with a boggart that, for some reason, looks exactly like Harry. Hermione's somehow squeezing two classes into one period and trying not to crumble from the workload. And, as if things couldn't get any weirder, a fluffy Bichon Frisé puppy keeps trailing Harry around like he's the star of some bizarre dog-walking reality show. Meanwhile, Lavender Brown's supposed psychic skills have turned her into the latest Wiztagram influencer sensation, the Dursleys plummet out of the sky during a Quidditch match, and the Divination teacher is selling personalized teacups on the side. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 20 chapters as they navigate ghostly deer, anxious werwolves, and bogus psychics in 'Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban.' Only die hard Harry Potter fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing to the later books! Get ready for a magical journey filled with humor and a whole lot of fun! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new stor

Harry Potter flirty text chats! Based off the books + Cursed Child (spoilers!) These are the same character personalities we love, but in imagined, behind-the-scenes flirtations we didn't see. Hope you enjoy!