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Harry Potter has it made. He gets to live in a house, he eats food sometimes, and he's had at least one visit to the optometrist in his entire life. Everything changed one day when a mysterious letter arrives to rudely suggest he is some kind of freak. Subsequently, he finds out that someone out there is trying to murder him. He is only eleven years old.

Sooo I'm bored, And I'm a Weird Potterhead... So I decided to write this! This contains; Drarry, Pansmione, Linny, Ron x Blaise, cussing and mention of doing 'it' and other dirty stuff And Of course the MARAUDERS!! #MARAUDERSQUAD so Jily, Wolfstar, Sev x Bella! Yeah! I don't own anything or if I come yup with something I'm telling!

The title says it all

In the last month of the holidays every year, Draco Malfoy makes his way to Diagon Alley to have his hair dyed. However, none of the other Hogwarts pupils are aware of the fact because Draco wears a sneaky disguise to cover that his real hair colour is not bleach friggin' blonde. Until one day a certain sexy lightning-scarred Chosen One bumps into him in the street... NOTES: I was dared to write this fic. It's not serious, I don't even ship Drarry lmao. Hope you can still enjoy it. Btw there are slight allusions to 'graphic content' (mostly innuendos).

I'm unstable and so are they random ass thoughts cuz why not

This is legit what happens when I get bored.

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What do you do when you're the Boy Who Lived... and you want absolutely nothing to do with it? Harry Potter never asked for fame, fans, or the weight of a prophecy. So he does what any self-respecting eleven-year-old chaos gremlin would do-he fakes his own identity with the help of goblins, reinvents himself as Hadrian Riddle, and enters Hogwarts ready to enjoy life his way. But Hogwarts isn't ready for him. With a growing inner circle of oddballs, pranksters, and confused purebloods, Hadrian navigates classes, house rivalries, magical secrets, and the occasional dance-off, all while pranking the entire wizarding world and accidentally becoming more beloved than he ever intended. Dumbledore thinks love will save him. The Weasley twins think he's their dark lord. Silvia thinks he's a god. Vicky is dealing with an Identity Crisis. Snape is still obsessed with Lily. And Hadrian? He just wants snacks and a nap. Let the chaos begin. Going to introduce you too some very popular content creators who do Harry Potter. Enjoy

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