Harrypottercrack Stories

Sooo I'm bored, And I'm a Weird Potterhead... So I decided to write this! This contains; Drarry, Pansmione, Linny, Ron x Blaise, cussing and mention of doing 'it' and ot...

Everyone's had a howler, right? No? Well, they have now! 10K words 28/09/22 #5 in Howlers 28/11/22 #3 in Howlers 12/02/23 #2 in Howlers 19/06/23 #1 in Howlers 31/08/24 #...

In the last month of the holidays every year, Draco Malfoy makes his way to Diagon Alley to have his hair dyed. However, none of the other Hogwarts pupils are aware of t...

Harry Potter crack Good pettigrew Ship* Wolfstar^ Peter pettigrew x oc ( male name max) ^ Harco^ percy weasley x oliver wood

I'm unstable and so are they random ass thoughts cuz why not

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Joke sues, OOC-ness, randomly-generated stories and more...created to (hopefully) make you laugh and put a lil shine on your day.

Harry Potter crack, that's it, that's the book

This is legit what happens when I get bored.

The title says it all

Harry Potter has it made. He gets to live in a house, he eats food sometimes, and he's had at least one visit to the optometrist in his entire life. Everything changed o...

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