Harrypotterhumor Stories

Harry Potter finds out that the Triwizard Tournament, the legendary event where contestants have, you know, died before, is back on schedule. He thinks this might finally be a year for some peace and quiet at Hogwarts, but nope, the Goblet of Fire, with its flair for drama, tosses Harry's name into the competition. Hogwarts isn't the only one competing; Beauxbatons, Durmstrang, Ilvermorny, Castelobruxo, Koldovstoretz, Mahoutokoro, and Uagadou all send their best to compete, who are all much more magically advanced than Harry. Ron finds himself in a moral dilemma, torn between cheering for his best friend or his ultimate hero, the Durmstrang contestant, who can catch a Snitch with his eyes closed. Hermione, ever the activist, kicks off a new organization for the betterment of non-human creatures, probably because saving house-elves isn't challenging enough. Meanwhile, Lavender Brown and her singing group, the Crooning Chimeras, keep the Hogwarts crowd entertained with their hit single about wombat butts, complete with some, er, enthusiastic twerking. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 24 chapters as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in Scarred from the Goblet of Fire. Only die hard fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with more humor, more heart, and a whole lot of fun! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story!

Harry's got a mystery on his hands: why has Sirius Black, the most notorious prisoner in the magical world, broken out of top-security Azkaban? Surely it's not just to get Harry's autograph. See the funnier side of 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban' in this side-splitting parody of Harry's third year at Hogwarts in 'Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban.' This isn't your typical magical adventure. Get ready for a laugh-out-loud hippogriff ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of chaos. Hogwarts is colder than a penguin's nose, thanks to some depressing Dementors patrolling around, and magic has gone viral with the launch of Wiztagram, the magical community's answer to Instagram. Suddenly, everyone's dressing up as Sirius Black for the latest scare-your-friends challenge. Ron's got his hands full with a boggart that, for some reason, looks exactly like Harry. Hermione's somehow squeezing two classes into one period and trying not to crumble from the workload. And, as if things couldn't get any weirder, a fluffy Bichon Frisé puppy keeps trailing Harry around like he's the star of some bizarre dog-walking reality show. Meanwhile, Lavender Brown's supposed psychic skills have turned her into the latest Wiztagram influencer sensation, the Dursleys plummet out of the sky during a Quidditch match, and the Divination teacher is selling personalized teacups on the side. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 20 chapters as they navigate ghostly deer, anxious werwolves, and bogus psychics in 'Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban.' Only die hard Harry Potter fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing to the later books! Get ready for a magical journey filled with humor and a whole lot of fun! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new stor

Fifth-grader turned wizard celeb Harry Potter must uncover the mystery of the Sorcerer's Stone and thwart those who seek it, but this time, he's armed with the most unusual allies. This is your chance to return to Hogwarts! 'Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone' is a hilarious twist in this side-splitting parody of 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.' Journey back to Hogwarts (we all want to) for a wildly humorous retelling of Harry Potter's first year. This isn't your typical magical adventure-get ready for a laugh-out-loud Hogwarts Express ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of chaos. Ron Weasley can't decide if his freckles are actually chicken pox, making every day a hypochondriac's nightmare. Hermione Granger's know-it-all attitude has reached new heights, convinced that everyone around her is a complete idiot. Meanwhile, Dumbledore, with his memory slipping and forgetting his medication, offers wisdom that's as bewildering as it is amusing. And that's just the beginning. Laugh along with minor characters brought to the forefront like Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil as they plot against Padma Patil for the ultimate betrayal: being sorted into a different House. Rediscover Hogwarts like never before, where the familiar meets the fantastically funny, and every page is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 18 chapters (plus one subscriber-exclusive chapter) as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in 'Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone.' Only die hard fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with brain freeze potions, Adele music, and a whole lot of fun that's just so Wingardium Leviosity! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story!

Hogwarts is back- and weirder than ever! With magical mayhem, unlikely allies, and a certain questionable wizard claiming credit for Harry's entire existence, this year promises to be the most chaotic one yet. Between dramatic goth revivals, unexpected transformations, and Dumbledore's increasingly baffling decisions, Harry must navigate a school year filled with absurdity and survive the madness that's about to unfold.

Y/n is muggleborn and proud. she was always very cunning, unlike her best friend Hermione, so when her high Iq meets the clueless minds of pureblood kids, she decides to use it to her advantage and 'troll' them with her muggle gadgets and street smarts. Weasley twin aspire to be like her! some one-shots tale from her time at Hogwarts, ideas from all over the internet. my pure purpose is to make people laugh so please vote so more people can see it. have fun! I do not own harry potter, if I did, it would be full of bits like this!

I'll translate my Harry Potter Humor

these are also some memes but i do not own them. i just find them quite funny wanted to share them with you all. A mixture of harry potter and ninjago memes

This is just a little one-shot that I did. Sirius won't stop being stupid and Remus takes him to Hogwarts so the trio and Ginny can deal with him but they just make it worse but getting themselves drunk on accident. (AU where Sirius is alive in Harry's sixth year which would be 1996 I think...) Hope you enjoy! It's me attempting to be funny so tell me how I do.

A vast collection of my very favorite HP Tumblr posts! You'll find things that make you smile, make you laugh, make you cry, and give you FEELS! Hope you enjoy! ~Flourish and Blotts

You guys are gonna die laughing

Rose Weasley is an idiot. That's it, plain and simple. Says it right there. The Cold Hard Truth. I, Rose Weasley, yes a Wotter, have snogged a Malfoy. And not just any Malfoy; the worst of the brethen, Scorpius! I'm sure that you are all making suitable noises of shock and despair. I'm listening out for them. Listening hard. I'm really straining my ears now guys. No? No. Rude.