Harrypotterisalittleshit Stories

When Severus Snape unexpectedly becomes the father of Harry-a mischievous baby with magic of his own-his solitary life is thrown into absolute chaos. Between nosy neighbors, magical emergencies, and endless mischief, Severus must learn how to survive parenthood... and perhaps discover that even the most cynical man can find tenderness in the midst of disorder.

The Triwizard Tournament's second task? Dive into the lake. For Harry, who has more in common with a cat than a champion, that's a nightmare. But where others see danger, Harry sees a chance to outsmart everyone-without getting his hair wet. He's clever, he's done with everyone's nonsense, and he's about to redefine the meaning of "taking the plunge." Note: I don't own the original Harry Potter characters, settings, or storylines, all of those belong to their amazing creators and copyright holders.

When Harry has had enough chaos in life and decides to become it. OR Harry has had enough of the manipulation, enough of the burdens that come from the ministry giving him auror work to do, and he's had enough of people stabbing him in the back. So, like Voldemort before him, he snaps, but he's always been different, how kind that, and is given help by an infuriating yet enjoyable presence. PS: Hadrian is an absolute little shit, and he wants to make your life as difficult as possible by being as annoying as possible without pushing the line too far.

What are you waiting for, Draco? Why are you still standing?!" Harry asked in an extremely annoyed tone when he saw Draco put the ointment on his desk and stand by Arabelle's side. "I'm currently wearing the royal crown. I won't let my head down with this crown on my head." Draco stated calmly. Harry could only freeze as he watched Draco remove the ruby-red crystal crown from above his head. "Now, I can do it without having to worry about someone else taking my crown." The queen, Draco Lucius Malfoy, never had any objection to the presence of his husband's mistress, at least until Draco realized that she could dethrone him. STORY IS NOT MINE⚠️