Harrypottertexts Stories

y'all ever wonder what harry says to voldemort? how fred's mum uses the google? well, i'm taking a wild, funny guess.

Look at the title.

Unofficial™ texts between various characters in lé Harry Pottah universe. All texts posted are mine, produced with an editing app that I will not name. If you see any of these pictures circulated outside of Wattpad, please DM me. HARRY POTTER and all affiliated characters do NOT belong to me, but rather to J.K. Rowling. [ formerly known as "For Potterheads" ]

This is just some funny Harry Potter texts. And yes I know I am late saying happy birthday to Harry but I was very busy yesterday , well here it is

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Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

╰┈➤ ᵀʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ; ᵀᵃᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ¡! ❞ Ever wonder what our wonderful friends of Harry Potter are doing with their regular lives? Lucky you! Because with help of Sirius Orion Black, I hacked into their phones and got their text messages. But how rude of me! *Holds out hand* I'm cherubstar! Nice to meet you! Anyway, gotta go peeps! I got more phones to hack! Note: this features the Marauders as their younger selves as well as Frank and Alice. Feel free to ask me how.

Harry Potter characters have somehow managed to figure out the concepts of texting. The golden and silver trios gossip, the death eaters plot against harry potter, and Fred and George plot pranks. What could possibly go wrong??? *I will try to include most of the Harry Potter characters. *The characters do not belong to me, they belong to JK Rowling. *I will also include the next generation in some chapters.

In this book i do Harry Potter texts, truth or dare, extra chapters and surprises. Moments, facts theories, enything.

Are you a Potterhead looking for something to laugh about? Then these hilarious Harry Potter WhatsApp are just for you.

Even more, funnier texts from the Harry Potter characters!

Harry's got a mystery on his hands: why has Sirius Black, the most notorious prisoner in the magical world, broken out of top-security Azkaban? Surely it's not just to get Harry's autograph. See the funnier side of 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban' in this side-splitting parody of Harry's third year at Hogwarts in 'Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban.' This isn't your typical magical adventure. Get ready for a laugh-out-loud hippogriff ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of chaos. Hogwarts is colder than a penguin's nose, thanks to some depressing Dementors patrolling around, and magic has gone viral with the launch of Wiztagram, the magical community's answer to Instagram. Suddenly, everyone's dressing up as Sirius Black for the latest scare-your-friends challenge. Ron's got his hands full with a boggart that, for some reason, looks exactly like Harry. Hermione's somehow squeezing two classes into one period and trying not to crumble from the workload. And, as if things couldn't get any weirder, a fluffy Bichon Frisé puppy keeps trailing Harry around like he's the star of some bizarre dog-walking reality show. Meanwhile, Lavender Brown's supposed psychic skills have turned her into the latest Wiztagram influencer sensation, the Dursleys plummet out of the sky during a Quidditch match, and the Divination teacher is selling personalized teacups on the side. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 20 chapters as they navigate ghostly deer, anxious werwolves, and bogus psychics in 'Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban.' Only die hard Harry Potter fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing to the later books! Get ready for a magical journey filled with humor and a whole lot of fun! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new stor

Here Are All Of The Harry Potter Texts That I Can Think Of I Hope You Guys Enjoy This And Comment On What Book I Should Do!

I don't own any of these but I hope you enjoy these Harry Potter funny texting conversations!!!!!!!

"𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝒻 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈 𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒, 𝒻𝓁𝓊𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒶𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓂𝓃 𝓉𝓇𝑒𝑒"

Hey Everyone! Shu here, and this book is all about stereotypes and harry potter texts. I really hope you enjoy this as me and Chu tried to pick the best and the funniest of texts for you guys to enjoyed, and also made some of our own with the text making websites! I really really hope you enjoy and please follow if you think you will like this and any of our other books. We are very happily taking suggestions to make books based on what you guys love. Hope you enjoy! ~ Shu & Chu ~ ＡＬＬ ＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲＳ ＲＩＧＨＴＦＵＬＬＹ ＢＥＬＯＮＧ ＴＯ ＪＫ ＲＯＷＬＩＮＧ *apart from Shu & Chu

If Harry Potter characters texted, this would happen!!!! Don't forget to vote and share!!! If you comment a text idea , please write who it's for and what the message is!! Name: <message> If your text gets chosen, you will get a shoutout!!

Fifth-grader turned wizard celeb Harry Potter must uncover the mystery of the Sorcerer's Stone and thwart those who seek it, but this time, he's armed with the most unusual allies. This is your chance to return to Hogwarts! 'Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone' is a hilarious twist in this side-splitting parody of 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.' Journey back to Hogwarts (we all want to) for a wildly humorous retelling of Harry Potter's first year. This isn't your typical magical adventure-get ready for a laugh-out-loud Hogwarts Express ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of chaos. Ron Weasley can't decide if his freckles are actually chicken pox, making every day a hypochondriac's nightmare. Hermione Granger's know-it-all attitude has reached new heights, convinced that everyone around her is a complete idiot. Meanwhile, Dumbledore, with his memory slipping and forgetting his medication, offers wisdom that's as bewildering as it is amusing. And that's just the beginning. Laugh along with minor characters brought to the forefront like Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil as they plot against Padma Patil for the ultimate betrayal: being sorted into a different House. Rediscover Hogwarts like never before, where the familiar meets the fantastically funny, and every page is guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 18 chapters (plus one subscriber-exclusive chapter) as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in 'Scarred from the Sorcerer's Stone.' Only die hard fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with brain freeze potions, Adele music, and a whole lot of fun that's just so Wingardium Leviosity! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story!