Hatchetfield Stories

What am I doing? Writing a book about Starkid. Why am I doing this? Because I have no life and there's no disaster going on in the fictional world (unless I want there to be). What do you want paul? I'm not paul. Hotel? Trivago. Reader is gender is neutral unless stated otherwise. Chapter schedule: approx. 1 yr or so Next chapter in: when the end of the world approaches maybe I'll replace the cover with the one I made once I've done it. If I don't reply to your requests, I'm probably trying to study for my exams or dying from my short attention span and distractible ass (most likely both). Duck is lord. Satan is a real man. I hate myself. Started: 18 February 2021 Best Rankings: #35 on starkid #9 on theguywhodidntlikemusicals #65 on emmaperkins #4 on beanies #57 of teamstarkid

Random things that I write that may or may not have anything to do with each other. Unless I'm in the mood, these bits and pieces will have little to no editing going into them. Expect fanfiction plot ideas, short snippets of actual stories, and some original works. Have fun, adventure awaits you!

Ted is fully in the Halloween spirit, & decides to scare Bill for the fun of it. But he doesn't expect the retaliation that is to come

Deb, Ethan and Lex in High school. Deb is in the year below Ethan and Lex. Alice goes to a school in Clivesdale but hangs out with the others outside of school and when she is when her dad. TWs in the first chapter NOT COMPLETED. I LOST PASSION SO STOPPED. 12 CHAPTERS ARE UP. NO MORE ARE COMING

Cover made by Sen! - 🐺 Hey guys! These are all short mini fics of our OCs and favorite characters enjoying Valentine's day! I'm introducing a new OC, Rory Rodriguez! Anyways, we hope you have a nice Valentine's Day, or Single Awareness Day! - Kiki 🐺 I'm definitely not late to the party - 💜

To be loved by a being beyond human isn't as grand as it seems. To be held in an embrace you cannot escape from, to be kissed with lips you cannot resist. Invisible chains bind Paul so, a grandiose cage of silver keeping the self within like a little bird. Where would he go? Where CAN he go? Not a soul breathes in the way they should, and certainly no person who yearns to see him dead exists. Even if he had no control over the acts The Singular Voice directs him to perform. Pleading, crying, begging... they all fall on the deaf ears of the god that can hear all sounds, but only so desires the sound of his own voice. What can do any good on a "man" like Pokotho himself? Could one possibly call him a man? Because, despite the proclamation of his drive, his reasons for the Apotheosis... the blue god conceals a burning love for Paul. And he just had to be Uncompromising.

Tinky is bored & looking to cause a bit of trouble with his brothers. A tickle fight breaks out in the Black & White

This started out as a tedgens oneshot, but I've written a little more. Yes, it's a quarantine fic. Let me live. I'm bored and lonely and my boys are cute. Disclaimer!!! I do not own Starkid or their productions! All rights go to Team Starkid. I love them and what they do, so this is just me having fun.

A Paulkins love story that hopefully fills in some gaps

𝙷𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚃 𝚃𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙣, 𝟏𝟖𝟐𝟒 ᘞ ۰ my oc's . . . ╱ multi fandom ،،

Emma couldn't believe her luck. Paul was alive and okay. He made it back from destroying the meteor. After locating the rest of their living friends, they fled to the only safe space they could think of. Hidgens had made it too. ------------------- (slow updates!) an alternate ending to The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. spoiler alert for TGWDLM, maybe Spies are Forever, maybe Nightmare Time,!and possibly a little bit of Black Friday. this story isn't completely planned out by me, so I'm winging it. we'll see where it goes! there will be paulkins in this, as well as tedgens. also alice and deb. aleb? debice? idk their ship name. also curwen/cowen/curtwen whatever you wanna call it. enjoy, luvs ----- may 21, 2021-

A collection of short prompts with the Hatchetfield folks! Lots of fluff!

What if Paul hasn't always hated musicals? •• Utopia; an imagined place or state of things in which everything is perfect

A series of letters written by Paul and Emma to their unborn baby. Short chapters of about 200-300 words. Credit to fandomsnthings for the Paulkins cover sketch.

A collection of multi-fandom one-shots from whatever my current hyperfixation is. BEST RANKINGS ~~~~~~~~~~~~ #3 - starkid - 4/27/20

Crossovers

Professor Henry Hidgens eventually finds himself in the possession of the mysterious Black Book, soon he will make a deal with the Time Bastard to save his friends from the lightning strike. If he fails, there will be consequences. TRIGGER WARNING -Swearing -Violence -Abuse -Death -Weapons

𝐈 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 In which I share some of my sketches and story ideas; most likely I won't be posting any more chapters but I wanted to leave the story up