-TheStoryLover-
Andarna let out a mournful whimper, shaking her empty popcorn bucket. "I'm out of the salty crunch-seeds! Being a teenager is hard enough without a snack crisis!
Rumi looked at the golden dragon with a flat, judging stare. "Why is a dragon eating popcorn? You have claws and fire. Go hunt a cow or something."
Queen Snowfall bristled, her frost-scales clacking. "She is an honorary Icewing! And she can eat WHATEVER SHE WANTS, you hunter person! SO THERE! I will get her more popcorn!"
Katniss sat against a charred wall, sharpening an arrow with a look of pure fatigue. "I used to think being hunted for sport in a televised arena was the worst possible fate. I was wrong. This... this is worse. At least the Capitol didn't ship me with a Pokémon."
"I think we should just start cutting!" Toga giggled, twirling a syringe. "Let's see if the spider bleeds pink glitter! It would be so pretty!"
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The fic where Angel Dust decides to be chaos incarnate and ship Charlie with anything or anybody with a pulse; Violet Sorrengail tries to convince Katniss Everdeen to join the riders quadrant; Tairn decides Toothless is a superior dragon and should join the Empyrean; Jinx and Jax become besties; Charlie has a valid mental breakdown; Firestar of Thunderclan convinces Charlie Morningstar that she is in fact NOT cheese and actually a princess; Tanjiro Kamado and Izuku Midoriya fight a 10-paragraph comment-war against Tigerstar and Dabi over the ethics of shipping; Nezuko just wants to nap in a pillow fort; and The Author eventually has to stage an intervention before Charlie's sanity, and the Hotel's foundation, abstracts into pure cheddar.
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The fic where the author wanted to write a 2 thousand-word story about Angel's shipping shenanigans they didn't plan to post, and it ended up being 20K+ words long, and the author might actually have lost more sanity than Charlie.