Hbomberguy Stories

At 13, all men are sorted by their musical proficiency: Drummer, Singer, Guitarist, Bassist, and Lesser Musician, and placed in a housing unit together. When two drummers get the idea in their head to kidnap men from the other sections, there's no stopping them. Keith Moon and Ringo Starr don't know what they're getting themselves into, and John and John will have their pound of flesh. [Satirical]

Somewhere in the 1990s, Sargon isn't a typical 17 year old. His intellectual childhood friend Paul Joseph Watson visits him after many years, everything was going fine until the cultural Marxists attacked, and his rational and skeptical self may begin to have unmanly feelings.