Heffley Stories

"𝘋𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯." - Greg Rodrick Heffley, © deardollita, mmxxvi 𝄞

This is a book about the upcoming movie- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul. Many people were excited until the let down. Seeing the new cast, especially Rodrick was a huge shock. May 19th, 2017 (the release date) is when we are doomed. Rest In Peace to the original actors and most importantly to Devon Bostick.

Otra vez una historia de estos dos, porque me encantaaaaaaa.

Y/N is the most popular girl in school, and Rodrick Heffley is the biggest loser. How will it go when they get assigned as each other's lab partners? Inspired by Regina George x Rodrick Heffley

If anyone who is reading this you already know what's happening but if you didn't, here's why this exists. My friend Hannah and I were talking about Rodrick and I just happened to muster up an idea for an OC to like Rodrick because why not? So, yeah this is solely for funny joking reasons even tho it may be well written.

❝ come with me friday, don't say maybe ❞ → babysitting on weekends is the perfect job, right? easy money, frozen pizza, kids in bed by 10. until i agreed to sit for the heffleys ← glittrbaby © 2021 lowercase intended

Y/n and your family (mom, dad, little sister) are moving once again. Moving from Florida to a little town called plain view. Your only expecting the worst from the 3rd move this year. New people, new drama, and new problems. Finally moving into your new home you head over to the neighbors house for dinner. As they kindly invited you being new to the neighborhood. Being introduced to the family, you meet Rodrick, a tall skinny, messy haired, dark eyed, teenager around your age. You begin to talk and he tells you about how he has a just lost his lead guitarist...while u just so happen to be one...only to see what happens next.

(Authors note at end) Y/N just moves to a new town as she's trying to start a new band. Also because her single mother made her move. She is also an only child and loves kids. She can't believe that she tried out to be in Rodricks band as she begins to hate him. "He's the worst!" (Y/N). But in the end she starts catching feelings. She hates liking Rodrick but she wonders, does Rodrick like her? Authors Note: I forgot to mention, she is a guitarist (specifically electric) Also this is set in the 2010s when the movie came out There is an overlay of sexual themes but no SMUT or anything like that. There's also a bit of sexual jokes. This book also does not have cursing, sorry not sorry. Also a TW throughout the book!!! Enjoy the book!

Löded Diper started as a stupid highschool band but in the blink of an eye we were going on tours across America. Rodrick went from a mischievous little punk kid to the hot drummer and me, I went from the new kid at school to the bassist in what critics are saying is the next big hit. Full stadiums, after parties going into the early mornings, tour buses, hotels, and of course love are all part of Löded Dipers crazy journey to stardom.

stupid ones

Greg Heffley and his brother Rodrick have never gotten along. They've always hated each other's guts. Until one night, when they both argue about each other's lives while touching a magic stone. The following morning gets really weird when they both end up having a Freaky Friday situation and get stuck in each other's bodies. Greg has to play drums, deal with high school teachers, and act like Rodrick, while Rodrick has to deal with Fregley, Patty, Greg's rude teacher, and more. Will they end up getting along after this weird situation is over?

Your parents just got divorced and you need a friend in your new town. Meeting Rodrick was awkward at first but later on you find out its true love. Y'all do the talent show.

Neighboring the Heffley's home -- and being Rodricks best friend since elementary -- has its perks. Y/N and Rodrick (and maybe Greg...) are partners in crime during the golden years of their teens. **I do not own rights to Diary of a Wimpy Kid

What really happened in the Heffley hierarchy all that time? Stolen stories from a broken home.

Annabelle Banton Is still stuck in the 9th grade but hangs out with the 6th graders Greg Heffley and Rowley. spending her weekends listening to Rock Music while Watching Greg and His bestfriend play twisted wizard and how the boys were going to get in the yearbook. but she had a developing crush on the older brother. the annoying, rude, punk older brother they're only 2 and a half years apart "No Not Happeming....Ever" He was lying to himself and her. DISCLAIMER!!! i was like 13 when i wrote this and i HATE it. i'm so sorry if it's bad i am now 18 and never have been been more embarrassed

She was the girl everyone wanted to be. He was the guy everyone tried to avoid. Regina George's world was perfect.. until Rodrick Heffley crashed into it with chipped nail polish, loud music, and a smirk that made her heart skip. She hates him. He loves to annoy her. But between the arguments and eye rolls, something real starts to burn.

It's the first day back from summer break. The start of 9th grade is going to be great, right? As I walk into my first-hour English class, I get told I'm going to have to tutor Rodrick Heffley. You might think that's not that big of a deal, but it is. This kid has an F in every single class, even gym! This school year is going to be rough. ALL DIARY OF A WHIMPY KID characters are NOT MINE!!!!!