Heffley Stories

"𝘋𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯." - Greg Rodrick Heffley, © cheapwineaftersex, mmxxvi 𝄞

This a book with a bunch of ideas based off of different books. From teen dystopias like The Hunger Games, to fantastical books like Wings of Fire, or slice of life books like Big Nate. So, enjoy folks!

Tate, a big personality in a small town, develops a growing interest for a certain emo drummer. But with her declining mental health and crazy ex-boyfriend, can she make it work? (Updates often.)

"can't i just stare at you a little longer" he asked watching her. "no we won't make it in time" she pushed his shoulder giving him a kiss ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Y/N x Rodrick story

I don't wanna talk down on your lover. I don't want to be a homewrecker. Rodrick Heffley Babydolls, 2026

Based on the books but with the Rodrick of the original movies 🚨this is my first time writing🚨

rodrick needs a last minute babysitter for his little sister in order to make it to his band. As his hand clutches the phone the door bell rings to reveal a hot girl who happens to be a babysitter. Just his luck. Without hesitation he invites her in-a terrible mistake-regretting it later as the night goes on.

Y/N is the most popular girl in school, and Rodrick Heffley is the biggest loser. How will it go when they get assigned as each other's lab partners? Inspired by Regina George x Rodrick Heffley

﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑵𝒐𝒓𝒂 𝑾𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑹𝒐𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝑯𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒊𝒏 ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙍𝙤𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙃𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙣, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨, 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙖'𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙍𝙤𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙇𝙤𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝘿𝙞𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧! 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢. 𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙍𝙤𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠?

Loser boy x popular girl Regina George, queen bee, leader of the Plastics. Smart, beautiful, but incredibly bitchy. Rodrick Heffley, a loser, drummer of Löded Diper. Dumb, conventionally attractive, and incredibly interested in Regina. Will Rodrick be able to convince her to give him a chance? What happens when she does? Will this ignite a spark between them or cause a wild fire without an extinguisher?

TW: There will be mentions of Suicide Y/N Poncier lives one town over from Plainview. Y/N's parents have been planning a very long vacation for a very long time. Halfway through her junior year, they decide to take the trip. They're going to be gone for eight months on a road trip across the entirety of the states. Instead of letting her stay by herself, they're sending her to her aunt and uncle's house on the north side of Plainview. The Hill's. She starts her first day of school at their high school in the new semester. But when a boy, who's been crushing on your cousin Heather for years, meets Y/N... shit happens.

"𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭." - The All-American Rejects #1 'Reginageorge' 26/10/2025 #1 'RodrickandRegina' 29/10/2025 #1 'Regina' 27/10/2025 #3 'Meangirls' 26/10/2025

Allison Heffley has always been the quiet sibling in a house full of noise. Between Rodrick's band rehearsals, Manny's finger-pointing, and Greg's middle school meltdowns, Allison's only comfort lies within her best friend Mandy and her acoustic guitar. But as junior year seems like it's going to be her year, old feelings for a certain someone come back to haunt her... Jared Thompson, Rodrick's bandmate and best friend. The childhood crush that was never meant to be anything more, slowly starts to return, the more she spends time around him and gets to know the guy behind the bass. Soon she has to make a choice. Will she continue to live as a shadow in the background of her hectic life, or will she finally step into the spotlight, even if it means testing the boundaries of family, friendship, and first love? (fem! Heffley OC x male! OC) (Diary of a Wimpy Kid 1: 11/5/25 -) (Rodrick Rules:) (Dog Days:) (The Long Haul:)

(Cover by @ iloveskinnyblondes on insta) Rodrick Heffley. Some weirdo, emo kid that moved in from out of town. Regina had never heard of him before, never bothered to care. Until his band showed up at some party. Their music sucked, at least to Regina, and she was about to give him a piece of her mind. (Crossposted on Ao3)

THIS IS A FANFICTION BASED ON DIARY OF A WIMPY KID WRITTEN BY JEFF KINNEY A thirty-year-old anxious man discovers that work is just another middle school: same hierarchies, same fears, only fewer bells and more badges. Surrounded by colleagues who act like bullies and friends he never really understood, Greg learns that growing up doesn't mean changing-it means learning to be seen for who you really are: an honest misfit.

it's what it sounds like.... I don't own any characters other then Y/N

It's North Shore High's ten year reunion. Rodrick Heffley hasn't thought about Regina George in a decade. She thinks about him everyday.

In which Regina George is forced to be near Rodrick Heffley and sparks fly. or In which Regina George tries not to murder Rodrick Heffley. Regina George x Rodrick Heffley

She is a plastic, conventional mean girl. He's a loser with a garage band. Two opposites that slowly will fall for eachother. Don't know where this is going but of course I was looking through tiktok and this ship is just gold. Been writing fanfiction mostly in Spanish my whole life but let's give it a try. enjoy.

rich girl and rock boy