Heinz Stories

A girl who's a thief since she was a kid and its because of her parents. Action. Romance

"I heard she doesn't even know her own name!" A girl said. "How'd she get with...THEM....?" Another girl asked. They all had questions, but who held the answers to the girl who only has a drop of sanity?

This is my second story about a boy who's school bag keeps producing a worrying substance after Ben spilt some of his test tube solution on it in science. After that, at dinner he spills some of his food on it. A chemical reaction takes place with some rather disturbing results. Who knew Science could be so interesting...

YAYAYAYAYAYYYY!!! Requests: OH HAPPILYYY! Pls read this description! <3 What's aloud: Fluff, tickle, injuries, mild gore (example: cuts & scratches), helping, Murphy's Law, singing, songs, Holidays (Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, Valentine's Day, etc!), snow days!, episode like fics just give me some more detail so I know how you would like it!, & a lot more stuff is aloud! (As long as it is age appropriate and kid appropriate.) . What's not aloud: Nsfw/smut, Swearing, heavy gore (example: violent harm), death, & anything over PG or PG-13 is NOT aloud! AND NO PERRY X DOOF! YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME! ABSOLUTELY DISGUST ME!! Perry is NOT to be shipped with anyone other than a female animal he would canonly like. which technically means NO SHIPPING PERRY! Characters I can/will put in fanfics!: Phineas Flynn Ferb Fletcher Candace Flynn Jeremy Johnson Perry the Platypus 'Agent P' Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz Linda Flynn-Fletcher Lawrence Fletcher Buford Van Stomm Baljeet Tjinder Vanessa Doofenshmirtz Isabella Garcia-Shapiro Francis Monogram Carl Karl Melissa Chase Milo Murphy (his family too!) Zack Underwood Bradley Nicholson Diogee Irving Du Bois Coltrane Stacy Hirano and more! Ships that I love! Jeremy X Candace Phineas X Isabella Ferb X Vanessa (Keeping it very VERY mild cause of the age gap. It's just a soft thing! <3 I'm not that mean. It's just in the 'Ferb having a crush on Vanessa' stage til he is old enough to date her!) Milo X Melissa (You can hate me lol) Lawrence X Linda (Duuhhh..They aren't just a ship they are a beautiful married couple) Coltrane X Stacy

A comedy/fantasy featuring, as usual, the delightful Richard Armitage. Don't want to give too much away so have a read - hope you like it!

[COMPLETED] ONESHOT Karl Heinz x OC {SEQUEL: A PROMISE OF FOREVER}

You sit at a table having a breakfast dinner with your family, when all of a sudden, a certain grocery item catches your eye. You try to keep it a secret until your brother finds you talking to it like a crazy person. You get your reveng- wait. You're seriously in love with a condiment?1!1?!1?!1

Ripple Heinz is a normal teenage girl, but has no parents. Her parents died in a car crash a couple of months ago and Ripple's older sister takes care of Ripple and her two other siblings. After her parents died Ripple's older sister moved them to New York. Now Ripple has to go to a new school. Can she juggle all of this in her life without dropping a thing?

In this fanfic, The Doofenshmirtz Family are captured by the President of America when he declared war against Drusselstein. But Heinz must go to Gimmelsthump to see Mortimer, his doctor since Heinz's birth. Will Heinz Doof hear about the real truth about his birth story?

this is the story of how the bean nation came to be. a simple story of one man and a six pack of heinz beans. this is the story of fraser and heinz SOCIALS TWITTER COMEBACKBOI INSTA SOFTALLEXX JOIN THE BEAN NATION TODAY

Yui finally gets fed up with the brothers and how they treat her. So when the brothers were at their weakest she ran away. But that was 3 years ago and she's not as naive as she was before she left. She's now very famous around the world. (Note: Karl Heinz will show up in this)

Lure was just your average for-hire researcher under the employment of the I.F.A (Intergalactic Federation of Allies)... not. And once the I.F.A accidentally digs up his file they jump and send their brightest team to go rescue the [just recently] kidnapped Lure. Once rescued from the dangerous Lure discovers that the brightest team is actually... three teenagers?! What's more, the I.F.A wants him to join their team?! Just what will he do? Join, or continue his lonely life of solitude? DON'T forget to COMMENT! Your comments mean everything! Without them, the story can't go on. Literally! What YOU want will be written. Cool, huh? Well, come on in and tell us what you want! We'll make it happen ;) Co-written with Poindexter ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Copyright © 2014 (made 2012) by Kshipra Sawant. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without prior permission of the author.

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