Helpmeh Stories

🖤ASKHOLE: A person who asks for your advice but always does the opposite. Offering my services to make that tuition money worth it. 💋🤡👻🎹🌈🍭🎂🍿🍰🥂🍾🍹🎨🎪🎟🎭🎸🎬 If you want/need an unbiased, honest, 100% sugar-free criticism on your story OR any of my other services, you came to the right neck of the woods. I have a degree in creative writing, so I'm not some joe blow in their mom's basement, who has a case of the dick swingin's and just thinks they know better than you or someone on here who likes to pretend their opinion is somehow superior. It cost my first born to be able say I know what I'm doing👶🏻 and I want to put it to good use to help people who need it. I'm like a pocket sized, personal professor who won't eventually sexually harass you. But I'm not here to just criticize you, slap your ass and send you on your merry way. After I give you my critique and assuming you don't cry...or even if you do, I'm here to tell you how to fix your shortcomings and actually do something about it. I don't want to just sprinkle some glitter on a pile of dog sh!t. Let's whip what's most likely a bowl of grammar catastrophe, dialogue horrors and punctuation nightmares, into a cake of literary splendor🎂

Life sucks. Eugene realizes this when he's left standing on a hot sidewalk in New Mexico with a pack of gummy worms and an old plane ticket. But after joining a club called "The Memenists" with the persuasion of his roommate, he realizes that life may suck a little less than he thought.

*cuddles under weighted blankie and eats ice cream sadly* why am I moody.....

hi guys sorry I've just joined and I just write to vent. I hope some of you can relate to this and possibly help me out. it's ok if you can't:) it's just a short story.

Ok so this is just a collection of the spooky supernatural things that are happening to me at the moment! Hope I don't die

When two new girls end up going to the sandlot boys' school they end up becoming best friends. This story is full of friends, baseball, some fights and more. I hope you guys enjoy and this is my first story so it's gonna be bad 😂

I am a normal girl blossoming in love and life, hoping for the best when the world is pushing me down.

HELP A GIRL OUT

My Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, CrankGameplays, PewDiePie, etc. edits. The watermark (@multi._._fandoms) is my Instagram *cough* go follow plz *cough* ALL EDITS ARE MINE

HIHIHI I'M SORRY THAT THIS IS NOT A BOOK I read a book a few months ago and i can't remember the title for the life of me it's a bxb about a school of delinquents and the main character falls for this boy who's a pickpocket from what I remember he introduces this boy to his parents/parent at the end and he pick pockets his stuff sometimes.... sorry if this is wasting your time but if you have any clue what the books called or if it was deleted please let me know.

You're in the jjk universe with no idea where you are, what you are and who you can trust.

I'll give you credit :< Ya girl has no talent- Somebody help me out? 👉🏽👈🏽

my paper dairy got thrown in the fire, so I'm going to write it here, everything i write is true, im sorry theres no backstory of what happened in the past, but I'm to lazy

If you need an answer, come right to me. I'll answer it best I can.

some random story i decided to make might cancel it but idk!

It takes over my body. Its dark in this place. Im fine. ɥǝld ɯǝ. I can't get out.