Henrikvonschneeplestein Stories

Lonely & unemployed, a young man thinks his life is over until he receives an interesting job offer.. [Still being updated, just a bit inconsistently, Originally posted on AO3 and Tumblr]

Jackie was in a relationship. They were gonna adopt another kid, but what she didn't like was the fact the kids had disabilities. Jackie dumped his girlfriend so quick and ended up keeping the 4 kids. Now he has a couple months to prove he can take care of the kids as a single father (Marvin comes in later on as a love interest) Basically Jackie being a dilf, little trouble maker kids, and Marvin falls for said dilf 👍🏼

Something is wrong. I don't know how or why but it is. Today is my first day of my new promotion to Level 3. I don't know why because I've only been here for a few years but I know something isn't right here. For one I have three armed guards that led me to the lower levels, where the site director was waiting with three more armed guards, before proceeding to walk with me and the six guards down to where I'm supposed to try and get information out of a rather... Unstable SCP. His words, not mine.

It's 2038. The androids are rising up all over the United States, and at the head of it all, Seàn Anderson is starting to doubt his own mind. Can Seàn figure out his own humanity in order to save everyone else's? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Word Count: 17,464 Top Rankings! 19 in 'identity' (in the top .33%) 72 in 'humanity' (in the top 1.8%) 208 in 'disorder' (in the top 2.45%) 256 in 'of' 166 in 'humanity'

Welcome friends to ask and dare the septic egos please go ahead and ask in the first chapter and I'll gladly answer!

posting the master list here because screw discord

After an unfortunate encounter with Anti, Jack an the egos are separated and dropped in unfamiliar places. Will they be able to leave these places and meet up again?

For the first time Anti had gotten his own form/body He was no longer a virus in a mans head No Now he had a form of his own But.. It wasn't all to that easy for him He was invited into the mansion were the other egos were settled Sean lived apart from them though but sometimes tends to visit them

A depressed dad, a crazy superhero, a good doctor, a psychotic glitch, a silent man, a magnificent magician... Have you ever wondered what goes on in their lives off camera? These are basically just one shots. Trigger warnings will be included at the start of each one shot ^-^

Exactly like the title says. :) They're gonna be of varying length because I don't know when to stop writing. The first three are not amazing because they're old lmao, hopefully i'll get some better ones posted though

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this is a story about Sean's egos

All egos involved either owned by Markiplier or Jacksepticeye on YouTube.

Anti has been stuck in isolation for a while now and started hallucinating, craving human interaction with... anybody! Until Sam comes along. But seems like this hallucination is not imaginary after all. ****

What if questions for POF Games' Septiscape and Soulscape, JSE Ego fan games.

onesided schneeplebro oneshot! angsty! it's more like a ficlet? it's pretty stream-of-consciousness that i wrote to get back in the writing mood and decided it was good enough to publish pfft. possible tws: ego shipping, unrequited(?)!schneeplebro, self-hate, indirect depression mentions, all around sad vibes.

Everyone knows the standard Septiceye egos, right? Jack is the funny memorable one, Chase is the caring father, JJ is the innocent mute, Schneep is the helpful doctor, Marvin is the desperate friend, Jackie is the fearless hero and Anti is the terrifying villain? Maybe in your dimension, but here, I ain't the FRIEND you'd call me back at home.

Aurora is the proud daughter of the infamous Jackieboyman. Although she is only a baby she will grow and discover her powers and maybe even fight crime with her favorite role model, her dad. Although her uncles can get protective at times, she wants to save the world just like her dad. But what if saving the world means risking her life? What if its too much for her? What if she uncovers something about someone she thought was on her side? Come along and find out as she goes through her exciting, adventure filled journey! (UNDER EDITS IM CHANGING SOME DETAILS OF THE STORY BUT THE STORYLINE REMIANS THE SAME) This is my second book on my page sorry if its not great. (COVER IS NOT MY ART I GOT IT OFF PINTREST ALL RIGHTS GO TO THE ORIGINAL ARTIST!!!)