Hermitcraft Stories

The platform fell silent. Silly stepped forward, her voice cutting through the Hermits like a blade. "Breaking and entering. Burglary. Unlawful alteration of timelines." The crowd shifted uneasily. Scar's smile faltered. Mumbo's brow creased. But Silly wasn't finished. Her gaze swept over them-cold, merciless. A stunned hush rippled outward. Then she said it-clear, final, devastating: "He is the infamous villain... the World Destroyer: Grian." Every Hermit froze. Scar whispered, "You're lying." Mumbo stepped forward, shaking. "You don't know him." Xisuma's jaw tightened. "This isn't Grian." But Silly only stared back at them, unblinking. "Then where is he?" And that was the moment- the breathless, terrifying moment- when they all realized: Grian was gone. And CHRONOS had come to claim him. Or A long-running 'what if' fic connecting all Grian lore into a single theory, asking-and answering-who Grian really is. Cross posted on A03 Art by GPT. If you want that changed, I will.

IF YOU SEE ME ON ANY OTHER WEBSITE THATS NOT ME! IM ONLY ON WATTPAD! I DONT WRITE ON TEENFIC.NET! SO IF YOUR READING FROM TEENFIC.NET PLEASE KNOW THAT, THAT ISNT ME! AND GO READ THE OG BOOK ON WATTPAD (NOT OG IDEA)COVER ART NOT MINE FULL CREDITS TO ORIGINAL ARTIST!! This is a hermit x grian one shot book and this is my first ever book so please bare with me here 🥲 I will try to post as much as I can❤️❤️

A strange portal has opened in the skies above Hermitcraft. Ren and Grian had been sucked in, and now Iskall, Doc, and Mumbo have to go in after them to find the shocking truth of the other side. Cover done by me This story may involve shipping of some type. This is also my first story that will be shared on both DeviantArt and Wattpad, so please enjoy!

(I'll add more details later) Some fictional conversations between the hermits and maybe some others :) Most of it will be comedy but ill see if I can add some angst

Grian, a shy librarian by day and a crime fighting vigilante at night by the name of Cuteguy. Scar, a government backed superhero by day and night, but when he's just being himself I guess he does like to read. --- posting monthlyish --- Based on the DDVAU comic, go check it out nowww like seriouslyyyy NO FANART ON THE COVER IS MINE, SOME FROM DDVAU COMIC, SOME BY PERSIIART, AND ONE BY ISJASZ ON TUMBLR ACCORDING TO PINTEREST no.1 ..... #ddvau .................... 23/07/2025 05/03/2026 no.1 ..... #scarian .................. 20/08/2025 no.2 ..... #desertduo ............. 05/09/2025 23/01/2026 no.1 ..... #lifeseries ................ 24/11/2025 23/01/2026 no.2 ..... #Grian ...................... 28/10/2025 no.3 ..... #goodtimeswithscar 22/02/26 no.4 ..... #minecraftyoutubers 22/02/26 no.4 .....#hermitcraft 05/03/2026 --- https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0SObUhQnKFkxtSUD5lhVuo?si=f623a0d425a44620 /\ |_ the playlist getting me through this, don't question it.

(Cover by the poster: https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/comments/e344uk/youre_my_cup_of_tea_xisuma_fanart/ ) Xisuma has worn his gas helmet for as long as the other hermits can ever remember. Behind that helmet, X pretends to be cool and confident, when on the inside, he's down in the deep. One day, he and False have a small accident in an experiment. (As in, ACTUALLY really small) The hermits are surprised by what they see. Iskall wants to know why he's hid his face. Stress wants to ease his pain. False? False is another story that'll get mentioned anyway. Hell yeah. My first ship related thing.

Impulse and Skizz have been close friends for years, even going so far as to living together. They have always worked well together and know it. So when the house starts to feel lonely, they're financially comfortable, and receive an ad for their local orphanage, they jump at the chance. The characters in this are characters, not actual people. Even though there's no shipping, I feel like it still needs to be said. Also, this idea came from "Smallishcats" on YouTube. The AU is different, but the original idea is from them! :3

Grian pressed a button. That's how the shenanigans started. Then he has to learn how to deal with the consequences, and those consequences come in the form of child hermits. Thankfully he's not alone, but he is in a lot of trouble, and he needs to figure out a plan to bring them back to human form, while simultaneously dealing with kids along with the other 7 adult hermits. That plan leads him to empires and well... things don't entirely go perfectly. Inspired by Hermitcraft Daycare AU by KeochiAkechi24

Keralis x Xisumavoid they go on a trip to sweeden to visit kerslis home land, a lot of things happen, and maybe some... feelings to? no mental health problems this time, Xisuma does get nightmeares from an unexplained past so BEWARE... i geuss?

just some brotherly fluff

After Evo, Grian lost all contact with his husband, Taurtis. The Taurtis summoning platform worked in Evo, so why in the world wouldn't it work now? The cover art is not by me (I can't draw for the life of me) and I found on Google, but was originally posted on Twitter. To find it on Google, search, 'taurian fanart'. Their handle is @itsmepaupao/@pandrawzz . THIS MY FIRST FIC. FEEDBACK IS WELCOMED BUT PLEASE KEEP IT NICE. IM TRYING MY BEST. I didn't watch all of Evo, but come on. I have seen enough edits and read enough fanfiction to know the premises.

Grian angst! Grian has been acting a lot weirder after the Hermits and a few others have a beach trip. TOP TITLES #1 in Grian #2 in Xisuma 5/22/25 #1 in Xisuma 5/27/25 #1 in Keralis 5/27/25 #1 in Skizz 5/29/25

The feathered man fell from the sky. To not continue his life. Yet he does not die. But only finds confusion and strife. The nicest vex, having his friend almost slain. He takes a break, and has his friend turn into his date. The Vex vows for investigation to find who had done it with that disdain. Though it will be tough, along for the ride, having his new mate. Grian's life was a mess, having fallen down from some scaffolding and losing his memory, he takes an interest in Scar. Scar, having a new clingy buddy, has to find out who shot Grian, and bring them to justice, all while juggling a practical baby, and his job. The first in the ~Fallen Feathers~ series. ~Scaredy Cat~ is a prequel/spin off. ~Diamond Dust~ is a spin off. ~Finding Father~ is the sequel to this. Cover art isn't mine! It belongs to Earl (@198989898) on Twitter/X.

"Beware of Strings." A HermitCraft AU with Greek Gods Characters are not written to personality A strange warning was given out to the Hermits, as their life once-again gets turned upside-down as they started to act a bit... out of character. As if there is a greater person controlling them, almost like puppets to the master mind. To solve who, they must look back into the past and encounter the worst of the Gods' mistakes. (Cover art by me)

"Grian watched in horror as his friend's hands turned to claws, wings sprouted from his back, horns grew from his head, and his eyes glowed a vibrant shade of purple. Grian immediately recognized the curse he had set onto the world." This is a fanfiction based off of "Dragon Bros" from season 6, and I thought it would make for an interesting storyline. I was also bored so here you go. I'll try to update it as often as I can. ( I don't own the hermits/Hermitcraft and I don't claim to )

Hermitcraft oneshots :) !Requests are closed! (I haven't been writing a lot lately... :( To be clear I have no idea what I'm doing T-T Disclaimer: Most chapters are Grian-centric. But there are chapters about other hermits :D

I'll probably add more #s later on. Each hermit and species and possible ships I may do; BdoubleO100 ~ Human ~ Ethubs Cubfan135 ~ Vex hybrid ~ ??? Docm77 ~ Creeper/Goat hybrid ~??? EthosLab ~ Watcher ~ Ethubs, Boat boys FalseSymmetry ~ Human ~ ??? GeminiTay ~ Deer hybrid ~ Shiny Duo GoodTimesWithScar ~ Vex hybrid ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Redscape, Mumscarian Grian ~Watcher/(disguise) Parrot hybrid ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Grumbo, Skyblings, Mumscarian Hypnotizd ~ Hypnotiser (Idk...) ~ ??? iJevin ~ Slime hybrid ~ Maybe Jevin X Cleo /p (IDK the name) impulseSV ~ Demon ~ Skizzpulse JoeHills ~ Human ~ Cleo X Joe /p Keralis ~ Shape shifter ~ Papa K x Dadsuma MumboJumbo ~ Vampire ~ Desert duo/Scarian, Redscape, Mumscarian, Grumbo PearlescentMoon ~ Moth hybrid ~ Shiny Duo, Skyblings Rendog ~ Wolf hybrid ~ Treebark Skizzleman ~ Angel ~ Skizzpulse SmallishBeans ~ Alien ~ Jizzie, Boat Boys TangoTek ~ Nether hybrid ~ Zed X Tango VintageBeef ~ Vampire ~ ??? Welsknight ~ Human ~ N/A Helsknight ~ Human ~ Exhels xBCrafted ~ Gaurdian Hybrid ~ ??? Xisumavoid ~ Voidwalker ~ Dadsuma x Papa K EvilX ~ Voidwalker ~ Exhels Zedaph ~ Goat hybrid ~ Tango x Zed ZombieCleo ~ Zombie ~ Cleo X Joe /p, Jevin x Cleo /p

some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope). mostly hermitcraft and life series probably. title from we'll never have sex by leith ross

The title! Will be updated every day at 12:00 est (Art is NOT mine) FIRST PART IS ON MY PROFILE!!

As children, angels were always told the same stories. Whispered in solemn halls, etched into glowing tomes, repeated until they became law rather than lesson. Demons were evil-cruel, sadistic, master manipulators who thrived on corruption and pain. They were said to twist kindness into weakness and curiosity into downfall. It was drilled into every young angel's mind: demons could not be trusted. To trust one was to fall. Skizz never liked those lessons. Even as a child, he felt uncomfortable speaking ill of anyone-be they creature, spirit, or shadow-especially when they weren't there to defend themselves. It felt wrong, like condemning a stranger for a crime you'd never seen them commit. While other angels nodded along, wide-eyed and obedient, Skizz would fidget, wings twitching, brow furrowed in quiet disagreement. He didn't argue out loud-not often-but the doubt lived in him all the same, warm and persistent. Skizz was troublesome in the way only a good-hearted child could be. Hyperactive, endlessly energetic, he found it nearly impossible to remain still through lectures meant to instill fear and discipline. His feet bounced. His fingers traced the glow of the clouds beneath him. His wings were always half-spread, as if ready to leap into the sky at a moment's notice. The world was too big and too beautiful for him to sit quietly and listen to hatred. More than anything, Skizz loved-fiercely and without restraint. He loved the sun as it spilled over the gates of Heaven, loved the laughter of other young angels, loved the idea that goodness could exist everywhere if someone simply chose it. He wanted to give that love freely, to the skies, to the stars, to anyone who might need it. And the idea that an entire group of beings was beyond redemption didn't make sense to him. Because if love was truly divine, then surely it wasn't meant to stop at the edge of Heaven.