Hetaliacrack Stories

Here is a book, much like oliverkirkland's Hetalia Crack

So...this is my Hetalian Crack story. A lot inspararion from RL Chibi_Mastah, Sasha_Ashe, Overlord-Moo, and Kami_Unicorns. (This is basically random Hetalia stuff I write in the middle of the night)

Admin: *spazzes on floor and sings off key* America: No.. just... stop. Dude, just stop. Admin: *twitches a few times* D:

The title says it all! This book will be full of random, knowledge, random knowledge and other funny things. Request stuff, I beg of you. Picture's not mine, as always.

Yes, I know there are many of these but i REEEEAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYY wanted to do one. Iggy: That bad? America: SH! Iggy, never question a fangirl. Me: It's okay, Alfie. He didn't know. Artie, you now have 4 warnings. Iggy: Damn... I better learn fast. Anywho, I do not own Hetalia or it's characters and I most certainly don't own the countries of the world. If I did... Well you don't wanna now what I'd do with them. France: *pops out head from behind curtains randomly sitting there* I'll let you own me~ Me: *blushes and clears throat* Yeah... Demain. France: Affaire. Enjoy!!

Warning: utter stupidity ahead. If written comedy is too much for you, please close this tab and grow a funny bone . Just kidding! In all sincerity, this is my collection of Hetalia cracks, and I hope you really enjoy them. (Hetalia: Axis Powers does not belong to me. It is the rightful work of Hidekazu Himaruya.

WARNING: This fanfiction contains swearing, gayness, inappropriate jokes, and just over-all weirdness that a crack fic would normally contain. You have been warned...

//Hello lovelys, here is a bunch of really stupid this I think of. Idk why i made this crack book but i hape you enjoy it and get a kick out of it :)//

Haha. Yep. The time has come to read sad, heart wrenching, depressing, or whatever the fuck you want to call it fanfics. Or if you want to, skip to a really random crack chapter. I really don't give a fuck. (Also, updates are very, very slow.)

What do our countries do when they are bored? May include ships and some swearing. (Thanks, Romano.) Hetalia doesn't belong to me but to Hidekaz Himaruya.

Okay, be warned. Yep, this is crack. Like, the white powder "I snort lines" kind of crack. Dark humor, probably not good things like drugs and drinking (which I do not do or accept for that matter) and most importantly, HETALIA!

Just... Hetalia

Just read it...