Hewasastatuebeforeimethim Stories

It was a Usual Friday night... I was partying with my friends.....and as it was a dare and because of my retarded friends get crazy ideas when they get high, they asked me to Kiss the Statue....Ever since then my life had twists and turns I've never imagined before...In a simple way, it was a Mess....If my unbelievable story entertains you, go ahead give it a read.