Hfjonexreader Histoires

hfjone x reader oneshots! requests open. used for practice in writing! ^_^

What i will do: -Fluff -Angst -Platonic What I will not do: -Smut -Incest -character x character (its a character x reader book so yea) What I might do: -child character x reader (you would be a child too) -yandere (I'm bad at it but ill try)

I make x reader oneshots of objects. requests are CLOSED. i am beginner writer. like said in title, slow updates. UPDATE - 7/16/24 : This book is now discontinued. 6/19/23 - #1 in battlefordreamisland 9/29/23 - #2 in objectshow 6/8/24 - #1 in objectshow

Life's been feeling incredibly monotonous for you lately. And it certainly doesn't get much better when you're randomly teleported into a gameshow with a disembodied voice for a host. If it wasn't obvious after reading, most of the dialogue of Freefall through Screwball is straight from the transcript. I did not write it myself. It is what is actually said in the episode. Story starts a few days before ONE, and continues after ONE 18 Reader is gender neutral Your object is a Mug HEAVILY Implied Liam x reader (8/11/25 - I DIDN'T NOTICE THIS EARLIER??? 1K READS????????)

Bite-sized oneshots of object show characters interacting with you. Ranging from dorks in love to an unsightly obsession, just what do you wish to experience? Maybe you'll even want to see your favourite character in an alternate universe? Requests are open. The impulsive thoughts won, what am I doing with my life ☹️☹️ Expect deadly slow updates!

Please enjoy my oneshots for people who have crushes on sentient objects.