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What will happen if the Russian mafia and the Spanish mafia come together? I am a Mafia leader, in fact the Russian Mafia leader. People call me Burning Rose, because I burn and look as pretty as a rose. MAFIA RANKING EMPRESS/EMPEROR-Know and owns everything First in command. KING/QUEEN- Second in command, know only key things DUKE/DUCHESS- Third in command, know what goes on PRINCE/PRINCESS- There for support or to oversee things. LORD/LADY- Is useless but still helpful. (STARTED: 11 January 2023) ( END: still going)

The first time I saw her Her eyes is where I was directly dazed. Those deep blue eyes that held so many deep secret that I want to unravel,those eyes that has full of emotions that are so unfathomable. But those eyes also seemed to be filled with void of nothing But emptiness. "I beg you,leave. I don't deserve to be loved for I am loveless, I have slaughtered many lives in my entire existence,the stains of blood on my hands will forever be eternity. I am a monster Tristan,you can't love a monster,a murderer" she seethe with sadness upon her voice,my throat dried staring at her. "I chose to love you,and meaning that is to accept Evey single flaws that you have, I accept for who you are, I accept the monster for I have loved her, I do not care if you are a sinner, we all are. Even if your hands are stained with the bloods of the slaughtered people. I loved you for who you are" I reasoned to her my lips formed in thin line. "her blue eyes stared deeply unto mine, her eyes showed a true emotion of hurt, sadness and anger. My heart broke into pieces as I stared at her wet eyes knowing I was the reason she cried. "If you are happy, then share me your smile. If you are sad then share me your tears, I will always be with you"i whispered. "You'll die"she croaked with coldness upon it. My eyes showed defiance as I stared at her. "I don't care -.." "Then you are a fool! You think you can live in my dimension but you cannot, my world is full of heavy deadly sinners, my family and me. Of you think that this ends with a happy ending it will not, my enemies wanted me dead! I am the reason why my family died! And everyday I try not to lose my sanity, because I had no reason to live Tristan, my loved ones are dead, I feel soulless. So I became a devil Tristan, because they took my life,my heart." she shouted. "I am the reason why my beloved Dimitri died, I'm the reason why everyone died"she whispered with pain ang agony.

just random thoughts

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I'm the person you spent time since birth. The one that you always play with when we were still innocents. I'm the one that makes fun of you, the one who supports you on everything you go through. I'm the person that you ended up crying on my shoulder. I'm the person that has been with you for eternity,the person that you trust with everything. I'm that person,your bestfriend. But then everything just changes in one sinful mistake.....falling in love with you.

I changed the plot of the story, Read to find out. I'm half-assing this description because they deleted my other one, sorry.

The life of four college students... trying to make it and survive college... and the struggle was real...... trying to remain humble through it all....they never said it would be easy but they making it through.... career of love....having faith and putting it all in God hands helped them alot...they meet each otha during highschool and became the bestest of friends more like sisters they would say.... read my story to get the 411.....

The popular aesthetic photographer on instagram is a sensation as people all over wants to know the brains behind the beautiful work of art, everyone is trying to trace him/her but none is finding a lead. or are they? Manny is also intrigued by this work but is also trying to figure who this mysterious girl who he just seemed to notice for the past 3 years in university. The ride is one full of nightmares and daydreams that one can only imagine.

Elizabeth Reece an 18 year old girl with a simple life soon finds herself to not existing . Ps sorry I'm not good at descriptions

Bom eu sou pessima na descricao de uma historia, por isso....acho melhor lerem

Me trying to be funny

It had been four years ago when Kenecia Pryce had to move away from her home town because of circumstances However after 4 years unforeseen circumstances forced her to return back home Upon arrival she realised alot had changed and those changes caused special persons in her life to change also.... Come on and join the journey let's see what's at the end of this tunnel 🤔

Chloe, a young adult who's life changed both physically and mentally just because of an accident. She has no other choice but to live with whatever happens and go wherever life takes her. Will she fall in love with a known-stranger or is it just something else?.....

Two girls, Roselin and Skylar, are put to the test when they accidentally get involved with the cities local mafia. Not only is their lives at risk, but so is their friendship. Things are not what they seem and secrets keep revealing themselves left and right. Can they survive the ruthless mafia, or is the mafia just another play of cards?

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basically a chatfic before John's ability reveal (shocker!!)😰😰😰 Also self insert for meemes -plot -memes -daddy jokes -john being,john -chaotic -gay gay homo gae (I'm not fetishizing LGBTQ, I am one myself) -Death jokes -horny? -rituals -Ships (Blysen/Jarlo/Reraphina\\Semi??/Elaine×Holden or sumn lmaoo)