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What if Astoria Greengrass was really the green apple transfigured into a person? And if Scorpius Malfoy was half apple? This is that story. It's very, very bad, I know. I wrote it for fun. Read if you dare. Also, how is the ranked #27 as of 9:45 pm Midwestern Time, February 10th, 2020?