Hilarious Stories

𝐑𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐤𝐥𝐚 (𝟐𝟓 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝) He is a chef and owner of the new restaurant in area Munch Bites. Known for his charming and narcissistic nature, he and his family absolutely hate Verma Family because they think they have captured their land illegally. 𝐀𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚 (𝟐𝟓 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝) She is Maths Teacher in a school by profession. She is respectful, calm and shy in nature. She also very much walks on the footsteps of her parents and hates the Shukla Family by her core because they have illegally held possession on their land. ***** Tropes: Enemies to Lovers Family Rivalry Neighbour Romance Romantic Comedy

Arzoo knows everything about cycles. The 28-day skin cycle, the cycle of the seasons, and the predictable cycle of her own bad luck. !! All she wants is for her PIH to disappear and for her life to finally start looking like a Pinterest board. She just has to Wait for the Fade. But when Aditya-the guy who has always been a goofy ball of sunshine (and the die hard fan of old school Bollywood romance), becomes the only person who sees her at 2 AM without her "armor" on, things get complicated. Between the bickering over coffee and the heavy silence of things left unsaid, Arzoo realizes that some things aren't meant to fade. Some things are meant to leave a mark. ​ Aditya: "Is that... green goop on your face?" Arzoo: "It's a French green clay mask, stupid. It's called self-care. You should try it, maybe it'll extract some of that infectious energy from your soul, that you use to keep bothering me!" Aditya: (Stepping closer nonchalantly) "I think I'll stick to myself. It's less messy." Arzoo: (Heartbeat: predictably fast) "Your loss." Let's get in this "Very Predictable" journey of Arzoo and Aditya as things start getting unpredictable real quick ! If you are looking for some slow burning intense scenes, lots of emotions ready to come handy and a whole lot of thrashing pillows and screaming, you are at the correct place ! Let this story of a secret crush, hidden emotions and fast heartbeats take you on a rollercoaster ride !

Years ago, SHIELD-Scientists Mary and Richard Parker were murdered in a planecrash by Hydra, leaving their 2-year-old son behind. Only,... when Fury, Hill, Coulson, Natasha and Clint arrived on scene, the young child was nowhere to be found. It's been 13 years, Peter Benjamin Parker hasn't been seen all that time. His existance is a looming shadow over SHIELD's agents, who still search for their little ray of sunshine whenever they have time. Then, Nat accidentally texts the wrong number,...

About This Story The war didn't end when Rowan Valebright got married. It just became personal. Fresh from a hard-won peace, the legendary Guild Master returns to duty-now as a husband with more to lose than ever before. As two of Draxis's deadliest generals rise to threaten the realm, Rowan must face battles that can't be won through strength alone. With Lila at his side and chaos never far behind, Rowan learns that protecting a future means fighting smarter, trusting deeper, and knowing when to stand back instead of charging forward. Hero of Yesterday, Husband of Today is a fantasy romantic comedy about love after "happily ever after," heroism under pressure, and the quiet strength it takes to come home.

Within the quiet, watchful walls of Luna De Vista, a secluded mental health institution that calls itself a sanctuary. For Celestine Fajardo, being admitted is not a choice but a consequence of anxiety that never sleeps, of depression that clings like fog, and of a life spent appearing functional while quietly unraveling. Inside Luna De Vista, Celestine meets people who are loud, distant, awkward, fragile, and fiercely human..each carrying their own invisible battles. Among them is Panacea, a volatile and enigmatic patient known as the "Rabid Rabbit," whose feral intensity and guarded silence hide a past shaped by fear and survival. Their first meeting is abrupt, strange, and unsettling..yet something unspoken takes root between them. Celestine and Panacea are drawn together not as saviors, but as two people learning how to exist without running. Déjà Rêve is about finding love despite differences despite trauma, despite internal struggles, despite the lies we tell ourselves to survive and realizing that sometimes, healing begins not with answers, but with being seen. [Cover page not mine. Picture credits to the original owner. Source: Pinterest]

Just some funny comedy sketches

run along with billy bpiy bob traumzing everyone he can !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"all i want is your love, can't see no bitch after you"

I think teenage posts are so true! Sometimes it's creepy! Hope you can relate and comment/ vote if you do relate! :)

I can't FORCE you to like these but I think these are the best jokes in the galaxy! Hope you enjoy! I own NOTHING!

Just funny asf?

It's pretty self explanatory. just a bunch of star wars memes, rants and things like that

^^^ The title^^^ Actually this book should be called: Thank You Tumblr and Google Image Search. More random crap i find on the internet that I find hilarious. 1 post per day.(ha. that's what I said...) 1 per chapter unless I'm feeling like a kind genius(or i just failed at life and didn't post yesterday). Apologies for the grammar. ______ highest rankings: #15 in relatable; #1 in Posts; #93 in stuff

"You created that absurd tale in a blink of an eye?" Zane asked, one brow arched in amused disbelief. She huffed. "You should be grateful, I think quickly." "Oh, I am," he murmured. "But perhaps next time, a backstory wherein I retain a modicum of dignity?" Aurora smirked. "And rob myself of the entertainment? Where's the fun in that?" Zane shook his head, but his fingers lingered a fraction longer before he released her hand. "I hadn't realised amusement ranked so highly among your values." She narrowed her eyes. "You are growing rather bold, considering I just saved your life." Zane, entirely undeterred, tilted his head with an infuriating smile. "Ah, but my dearest", he murmured, stepping closer, "perhaps you saved me because you cannot bear to be without me." She responded with all the grace and dignity of a woman at her wit's end-by clamping a hand over his face and shoving him away with such force that he staggered back, laughter spilling from his lips. "Gah! You are intolerable!" Aurora exhaled sharply, straightening her sleeves as though the mere act of touching him had somehow wrinkled them. *************************** Bound by duty. Shackled by honour. Tormented by feeling. Aurora lives a life shaped by steel and sacrifice. As a knight sworn to her realm, she's loyal, lethal, and alone-unshaken in battle, but increasingly undone in his presence. Zane is a problem: disciplined yet reckless, distant yet always too close. He never asks, never reveals-yet somehow sees straight through her. When a mission draws them deep into peril, forced side by side, what once was teasing sharpens into tension. In stolen glances and moonlit silence, desire simmers beneath duty, and silence becomes the loudest agony of all. As truths unravel and enemies close in, the real question isn't whether they can trust each other... It's whether they can afford not to. Written: March 2025- Feb 2026

I'm going to pick you up with some of the best pickup lines! Yeah no I'm not... I'm going to give you the best comeback ever! Actually yeah I'm still not going to cause I suck. DISCLAIMER: most of these aren't my own but I hope you enjoy it either way!

Just read it is absolutely hilarious

Snapshots of memorable moments in the life of a Muslimah captured in swirling ink… Start: August 9 2014 End: July 25 2015 @-mellifluous- #MomentosDeMuslimah

Be prepared to double over laughing! Laughter, Laughter, and More Laughter, has some jokes and tricks that will have you ROFLing in no time! You can share these jokes with your friends and family, making everyone laugh along with you. As they say, laughter is the best medicine! :) COMPLETED! :D JUNE 16, 2016

Zoey Campbell: A painfully obvious girl who needs to touch grass. Gizmo: The puppy she adopted, who's secretly an alien sent to spy on Earth. On Hiatus

Chloe Bennett wanted a normal job. She did not sign up for billionaire brothers, office rumors, luxury trips, or unresolved tension. Unfortunately, the Armand brothers had other plans. Chloe is trying very hard to stay out of trouble. The Armand family is not making that easy. Inspired by the witty charm and love-triangle glow-ups of Clueless and Pride and Prejudice, plus the classic brotherly romance of Sabrina (1954) with Audrey Hepburn-but cranked up with billionaire chaos, office drama, and way more laughs. No tears, just maximum mess! 💅🍾 Part One dropped in full for Valentine's Day, straight from my LivingWriter manuscript. More chapters may arrive when inspiration (or caffeine) strikes.