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Jai Singh Rathore is the prince of Ajmer. Even though the monarchy is no longer at play in India, Royalties do hold their titles. Looking after the family business he is soon-to-be the owner of the hotel business, The Royal Regal Palace which is a boom almost all months of the year. The hectic role of handling a company has no adverse effects on the personality of the youngest and most handsome bachelor in the country as he is used to this super busy life wherein, girls fall at his feet, people dying to be his friends, and everyone trying to beat him in the business market. But he is a simple man and a true gentleman who treats people based on their behavior and knows how to show people where they belong if they dare wrong him. In short, he is best to those good to him and the worst who dare cross him. His family comes at top of his priority list and he can do anything for them. Maira Kapoor is a lawyer who is currently working under the best corporate lawyer of the country, Advocate Vijay Singh and is like his right hand. She is not at all the definition of beautiful according to her or the societal standards. She is healthy, chubby cheeks, brown eyes, dark brown, a-little-longer-than-shoulder-length hair and an intimidating personality. Being a girl and a lawyer who had to fight her way up has made her a sarcastic and a stone-hearted person but beneath this hard exterior is a simple girl with a pure heart trying to save herself from this cruel world. What will happen when destiny finds a way to get these two hitched together in an unbreakable bond and teaches life lessons to both? Join these both in their journey of finding love, embracing changes with some royal mischiefs and lots of fun.

In Planet Pop Star where odd creatures, humans and dragons exists, our protagonist, Kirby, starts an adventure to collect at least 7 very important objects to exchange to the legendary comet Nova that has the capacity to make a wish true, and its going to be..............DRAGONS STOP KILLING EVERYONE¡¡¡¡¡

For twenty-two years, humanity has trusted a single system to answer the oldest question in history. Who are you meant to love? Powered by decades of psychological research and an artificial intelligence capable of analyzing a lifetime of human behavior, the Compatibility Initiative has transformed the world. Every citizen receives a government-issued report on their twenty-first birthday identifying the person with whom they are statistically most likely to build a happy life. The system has never been wrong. Until Ana Carmen Flores Navarro opens her report. Instead of a list of possibilities, she receives only one name. -Marcus Diego Romano Herrera.- A complete stranger. A perfect match. And officially declared brain dead. Bet You Won't is a story about fate, free will, and discovering that sometimes the person who changes your life is the one you never had the chance to meet.

Arzoo knows everything about cycles. The 28-day skin cycle, the cycle of the seasons, and the predictable cycle of her own bad luck. !! All she wants is for her PIH to disappear and for her life to finally start looking like a Pinterest board. She just has to Wait for the Fade. But when Aditya-the guy who has always been a goofy ball of sunshine (and the die hard fan of old school Bollywood romance), becomes the only person who sees her at 2 AM without her "armor" on, things get complicated. Between the bickering over coffee and the heavy silence of things left unsaid, Arzoo realizes that some things aren't meant to fade. Some things are meant to leave a mark. ​ Aditya: "Is that... green goop on your face?" Arzoo: "It's a French green clay mask, stupid. It's called self-care. You should try it, maybe it'll extract some of that infectious energy from your soul, that you use to keep bothering me!" Aditya: (Stepping closer nonchalantly) "I think I'll stick to myself. It's less messy." Arzoo: (Heartbeat: predictably fast) "Your loss." Let's get in this "Very Predictable" journey of Arzoo and Aditya as things start getting unpredictable real quick ! If you are looking for some slow burning intense scenes, lots of emotions ready to come handy and a whole lot of thrashing pillows and screaming, you are at the correct place ! Let this story of a secret crush, hidden emotions and fast heartbeats take you on a rollercoaster ride !

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Reagan Belrose has been dreaming about the same man. Vividly. In her dreams, he knows her, teases her, calls her wife with an ease that feels less fictional and more... remembered. She tells herself it's harmless, just an overactive imagination stitched together from late nights, rom-com addiction and romantic novels. Until she walks straight into him on campus. That same face.....those same eyes and an infuriatingly steady presence. Except this version doesn't look at her like he knows her or soften at the edges when she speaks. If anything, he looks mildly annoyed she exists. The resemblance ends at appearance. His charm is replaced with cool detachment. His warmth with cutting restraint. And whatever dream-version tenderness she'd grown embarrassingly used to? Completely absent. But then they keep running into each other, and every encounter sharpens the tension.... irritation laced with something dangerously familiar. Because the more she watches him, the more certain she becomes of one thing: He moves like the man in her dreams. And sometimes, just sometimes... he looks at her like he's trying not to recognise something too. Is it a coincidence? Psychological projection? Or a trick of an exhausted mind?

Introduction Hello, my name is Rudolph Dean Jr. This is the first story I had ever wrote that didn't involved school. This is a comedy about three teen best friends named Emily, Ashley, and Carl; whom have talking class pets named Hamby: a hamster who likes his friend Emily, and loves Sci-Fi, Oscar: a weasel who is the brightest class pet, but say things people don't understand, Scott: a ferret that thinks of himself as a chick magnet, and likes beautiful girls, and Bo: a mink who is a cousin of Oscar, and likes to eat any brand of food. The brilliant animals and fun best friends have hilarious misadventures that involves inside and outside of Belford Academy, and their teacher Mrs. Pinder be okay with it... most of the time.

Seasons Of Us💗 Four hearts Two stories One universe of love💞, distance⏳, and unspoken promises. Krupali Shah - calm yet fierce a girl who waited through time. Veer Rajput - her brother's bestfriend, the man who left only to find his way back. Five years apart, and still their hearts whispered the same name. He was her "what if," she became his "always." And when he returned, love didn't ask - it claimed.✨ Then there's Drisha Sisodiya - chaos wrapped in laughter. Dhruv Shah - silence disguised as calm. They were meant to be trouble, not together - but destiny loves a little irony. She storms, he steadies. She talks, he listens. Somewhere between "stop annoying me" and "don't ever leave," they fell - hard. Because love isn't always gentle. Sometimes it's loud, messy, delayed... but when it's real - it always finds it's way back.⚡ -.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.- 💓Mishti - a girl who was once scared to whisper or write about her dream man finally made him breath through her ink... and now she finally found her soul.💗✨ VEER RAJPUT - He's not only man written by her, he's hers.😌✨[ Her Dream Man ] [ A Man Written By _MishtixWhispers_ ]

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Siya, her brother Kartik, and their best friend Rahul worked in a boring office. They sat at desks all day, typed on computers, and looked at spreadsheets. They hated it. One sunny afternoon, they decided they had enough. They quit their jobs together. They did not want to work for a mean boss anymore. Instead, they started a new company they named it" 3Tikada Bhoot Bigada" to catch ghosts. They became the city's first ghost hunters. They did not have a lot of money, so they could not buy expensive equipment. They built their own crazy tools using junk, old office supplies, and broken kitchen appliances. Their office was just a messy garage, but they were very proud of it.

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Ok so this is one of my favorite shows in the world. It's a murder detective comedy show. Shawn is a psychic. He says that but he actually really isn't. He just has a rare photographic memory. He spots objects or clues and he makes a huge scene about it. Shawn is the one with the pineapple on his leg. Gus is his partner. Gus and Shawn's father, Henry Spencer, are the only people who know he isn't a psychic which they keep a secret. It's a long story. Gus is the smarter, more mature one. Gus is the one who looks like he is going to throw the pineapple. Shawn gives Gus many names made up or names he can come up with. The show is a great laugh. My family and I watch it whenever it's on. Here are some witty lines they have said. There will be funny videos and some pictures

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When Jungkook accidentally spilled ramen all over Jin in the dorm kitchen at 3 a.m., Jin's dramatic scream woke the entire dorm....what happens when they realize the security camera caught everything..

The St. James family survives on beauty, privilege, and scandal. This season, blood runs closer to the heart. Clara Ellery has always known how to play the game-smile when expected, charm when useful, and never let society think it understands her too well. Then there is Bolton St. James. A man who does not merely enter a room-he takes it. Dangerously magnetic, infuriatingly self-assured, and exactly the sort of man Clara knows she should avoid. Naturally, our heroine flirts with him instead. But attraction is the easiest part of this scandal. Because old wounds do not stay buried. Some women are not easily forgotten. And in Valerique, love is rarely just love. It is leverage. It is temptation. . It is war. . . And some hearts are destined to break in scarlet.

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Some girls have normal teenage problems. Daniella Katamina has detention, a stolen police dog, a cousin who treats felonies like hobbies, and a chemistry partner who knows far too much about her. Danny's life is already ridiculous enough. Between eccentric classmates, disastrous school days, family drama, and her talent for turning ordinary situations into crime scenes, surviving high school should be her biggest concern. But when her reckless cousin Max arrives and drags her into a world of fake IDs, underground clubs, gang politics and suspiciously attractive trouble, Danny's carefully buried past begins clawing its way back. Two years ago, Danny walked away from a darker life and left behind the name Quinn. She thought that part of her was dead. She thought the worst night of her life was over. She thought she could hide behind sarcasm, chaos and pretending she was fine. She was wrong. Now dangerous men are searching for the girl with green eyes, old enemies are whispering her fake name, and Nate, the boy who keeps protecting her, may have his own reasons for getting close. As her missing father's secrets collide with her own, Danny is forced to face the truth she has spent years running from. Because some secrets don't stay buried. Some come back with a gun, a smile, and a name you never wanted to hear again. Ridiculously Me is a chaotic mystery-comedy packed with friendship, family drama, messy romance, crime, dangerous secrets, and one girl who really, really needs a normal week.

Cupcake was a cute kitty until there was a gap in her food bowl. Now 95% of the universe is destroyed.

Christopher is a busy man. He has to take care of 2 children by himself. One, his little daughter and his little nephew, whos father is Tyga. Royalty and King Cairo are the baddest little kids you will ever read about, and not only they will have you smiling but they will have you in tears, both laughing and crying. Why? Because they just will have you like that. Christopher has to take care of two kids and have them in his condition and comfort, but these children are a handful, along with his other family members. Here, you will be reading about the Brown family. (NOTE: This is a family book, and it is family orientated. If you don't like it, bye. Not tryna be rude or anything. Sike.)