Hilarious Stories

She was a girl ensnared by secrets and scars. He was a boy forged from power and frost. When an enigma collides with an Elite, they must either heal or descend into their own hell to survive. --- Seventeen-year-old Elaine Winters has one goal: to endure the torment of her bullies and ignore the new student who seems utterly out of place in their small town and public school. Alexander White is a boy she needs to stay away from-stunningly handsome, immensely rich, and dangerously cold. He is privileged beyond any normal measure. Catching his attention was a chance mistake. His relentless pursuit of her friendship, an anomaly. And when it turns into something deeper, it becomes the ultimate disaster in the making. But when buried secrets emerge from their caskets, Winter finds herself pulled into his world of city lights, power, mind games, and the elite atmosphere of boarding school. Soon, everything she thought she knew about the boy from her town is turned upside down. He becomes everything her heart dreads-and a danger her mind warns her of. She is his obsession, and he is her curse. Every belief is tested, but none of them is bound to win against the rule of Elites. A world where truth is what they make it. ◾ REVIEWS It is one of the best book I've ever read. Honestly it's worth publishing. -Missi_wei I've read this book a million times but I can never get over it. If you want to stop halfway through it...Then that is a big mistake. This book is the perfect blend of everything. Trust me, if you decide not to read this book then you are making a big mistake. -LushLyrics Wait...lemme process it all. This shit is way too deep. Like GOD AUTHOR YOU are amazing. Where do you even get these ideas? Oh God! -zara_yusuf

Harry was sorted into Slytherin

About the Book The Guild would like to apologize. For the fire. For the paperwork. And for Sir Dorian Lionsreach. While the legendary Guild Master Rowan Valebright is busy saving the realm and attempting a peaceful married life, someone still has to keep the Silver Ember Guild running. Unfortunately, that responsibility has fallen to Sir Dorian-knight, hero, and walking incident report. The Guild Would Like to Apologize (A Dorian Story) is a short, comedy-first side story following the chaotic, questionably heroic adventures of the realm's most enthusiastic problem-solver. From minor disasters to heroic misunderstandings and at least one chicken that refuses to be explained, this mini-book explores what happens when good intentions are given far too much freedom. Perfect for new readers and longtime fans alike, this story offers fast-paced humor, absurd heroics, and a glimpse into the everyday chaos that somehow keeps the guild-and the kingdom-standing. No dragons were harmed. Several buildings were inconvenienced. The chicken remains at large.

I saw this story on a reel. Tried finding it everywhere. So I made it. Hope you like it ⛷️❄️ ❄️A girls' trip to the mountains.❄️ A bad ski run. An injured ankle. Then a stranger shows up. He offers help. She says no.

Aspen Matthews a freshman at Yates university decides it time to figure out what she truly wants in life until she bumps into the most manipulative, conceited, narcissistic man on campus can she change him?

HIII guys, these are my first collection of one shots like I've ever published, as I have a TON of them saved in Google Docs, I'll just copy paste them into Wattpad and see if you guys enjoy them. I USE CAPITAL LETTERS A LOT BTW SO YUHHH!! These are mostly Eva and Jacks, but I'll see if I can incorporate some ChasoxLala but yeah, I'll see. My content is PG, I don't write smut btw. Leave suggestions in the comments and I'll see what I can do! Hope you enjoy it! -Agggtmgirlyy

Memes

All the stupid(ly funny) stuff I hear outside of school. Trust me, you'll be questioning my sanity after this. The second book is available on my profile! To read the best bits from my school days, check out "Weird Things I Heard in School" 1 & 2! {Highest ranking: #484 in Humor as of 6/19/17}

Falling in love with your best friend is a real pain in the butt. Trust me. Except, in my case, he's the one with an incredibly sparkly butt. ● Book 3 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK)

"It was then my mother was set on fire." When Beatrice stumbles upon a crazed man in the forest she barely gets away with her life. Unable to convince anyone of his presence, she tries not to go anywhere near him again but that seems impossible when unfortunate situations arise and feelings change. Her life had always been relatively normal until she met him but she never thought it'd take a holiday to Crazy Town like it did. As the murder count piles high, and the supernatural creatures take residence in her small, quaint town, she must fight for what she believes is right while trying not to lose her mind over everyone's lies and deception. Believing to be on top of the game, she's in for a shock as she realises she must give up those most precious to her or risk endangering Earth to those with greed on their mind and blood on their hands. HUMOUR | ACTION | ROMANCE | PARANORMAL | FANTASY |

Seasons Of Us💗 Four hearts Two stories One universe of love💞, distance⏳, and unspoken promises. Krupali Shah - calm yet fierce a girl who waited through time. Veer Rajput - her brother's bestfriend, the man who left only to find his way back. Five years apart, and still their hearts whispered the same name. He was her "what if," she became his "always." And when he returned, love didn't ask - it claimed.✨ Then there's Drisha Sisodiya - chaos wrapped in laughter. Dhruv Shah - silence disguised as calm. They were meant to be trouble, not together - but destiny loves a little irony. She storms, he steadies. She talks, he listens. Somewhere between "stop annoying me" and "don't ever leave," they fell - hard. Because love isn't always gentle. Sometimes it's loud, messy, delayed... but when it's real - it always finds it's way back.⚡ -.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.-.x.- 💓Mishti - a girl who was once scared to whisper or write about her dream man finally made him breath through her ink... and now she finally found her soul.💗✨ VEER RAJPUT - He's not only man written by her, he's hers.😌✨[ Her Dream Man ] [ A Man Written By _MishtixWhispers_ ]

Claire Reynolds had a plan-focus on her career, avoid unnecessary responsibilities, and absolutely not become a parent. But when her best friend Megan ditches the country for a spontaneous Bali getaway with her yoga instructor boyfriend, Claire finds herself the temporary (probably?) guardian of baby Sophie. Determined to keep her life from spiraling into total chaos, Claire enlists the help of her annoyingly handsome (and infuriatingly competent) neighbor, Jake-who, as it turns out, is a pediatric nurse and way too smug about it. Jake offers to help her navigate the wild world of baby wipes, nap schedules, and the horror of assembling a stroller... in exchange for Claire owing him big time. As Claire stumbles through late-night feedings and surprise diaper explosions, she starts to realize two things: 1) Jake might be the most frustratingly perfect guy she's ever met, and 2) maybe, just maybe, she's not as bad at this whole "baby thing" as she thought. Between sleepless nights, unexpected feelings, and one very persistent baby who seems determined to bring them together, Claire has to figure out if she's ready for a new kind of plan-one that might just include love, family, and a whole lot of baby spit-up.

Slice... I'm not pretty Slice... I'm stupid Slice... I'm Ugly I dropped the knife looking down at the cuts on my arms in satisfaction I'm Worthless

The title says it all, but for the people who are slow... I'll list it again! This collection of awesomeness will include funny "Percy Jackson and the Olympians" and "Heroes of Olympus" quotes, headcanons, and other odds and ends (including pictures and whatever else I randomly decide to use). I hope you all enjoy (and follow me)! If you have anything funny that I didn't use yet, message me with the person (or people) who said it or are in it and I might use it! (Wow that was a lot of "its".) *By the way, I don't own anything in this collection. All rights go to the original makers and Rick Riordan.*

A compilation of all the Hilarious incidents that has happened with me till now; consists mainly of my school life occurrences & occurrences that I have adopted from my teachers, friends and other acquaintances. I will date all the events which I can remember. Achievements: •1st Place in The Award Contest 2019, under the genre Comedy •1st Place in The Typers' Awards 2018, under the genre Nonfiction •1st Place in the Vibe Awards 2018, under the genre Humour •2nd Place in the Blue Rose Awards, for entries of December 2018, under the genre Humour •3rd Place in the Happiness Awards 2019, under the genre Humour •3rd Place in The Midnight Sun Awards 2019, under the genre Humour Part of the projects: #amadergolpo #bengaliwriters #projectgiggle #projectiamstrong ✓Featured on @IAmStrong-'s reading list, "No time for laughs"

...but that best friend is male as well. One day I woke up and found myself sleeping on the fields. I thought I died when truck-kun hit me, but this feels like a huge déjà vù. Hang on a second. This is not my body. I used to be a girl, so why the heck did I get to reincarnate into a boys body?! At this moment the boy, who used to be a girl, had no idea what fate would lie ahead of his newly started isekai life. 🎨🖌️Cover by me :3 Webtoon on twitter: @zeldaytime Or on Webtoon canvas too :3

In which the wrong number matched their freak. Here we go again! eight boys + one girl = Chaos. ________________ • Chaos' sequel • When stray kids meets Yin • Interactive story _________________

A large collection of riddles from games and the Internet. - This is version 2 of riddles. - Book cover made by; @MrWitty-

Imagine waking up inside the last anime you watched. Funny, right? ‎ ‎Now imagine waking up as a chicken. ‎Yes-the same food you choked on before dying. Haha. Hilarious, right? ‎ ‎Well... not anymore. ‎ ‎Because that actually happened to me. ‎ ‎××× ‎ ‎A Chicken in a Stone World, what could possibly go wrong? ‎ ‎××× ‎ ‎Dr. Stone X Chicken Shenanigans

Your life was pretty much boring. Until....Everything changes when That Guy Next Door moved in. When you first layed eyes on him, it felt like you were under a love spell. All has changed.... You thought that everything was simple, Until.... More problems started to form... Now you have to stop and think and process about what's going on. Your in for A Big Surpise.....