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Grab ya tissues and ya popcorn cause you're gonna be laughing like heck when you finish reading my new comedy series entitled Max and Ruby. Its no secret where my inspiration came from. I just woke up one day from a nap and logged into wattpad. I then looked up and noticed my TV was set on Nick Jr. and the show Max and Ruby was starting. So as I'm sitting there thinking: "what the hell..?" The episodes started rolling and inspiration struck me! So the basic point of an episode is that Max is an innocent little bunny with a bitchy big sister named Ruby who is always putting him through hell. To be honest I feel sorry for the little guy seeing as how he has no choice but to obey because its a kid show and all but I'm also sitting here wondering "Where the f*ck are their parents??" Anyway, you get the idea. So if your brave enough and can handle extreme laughter then go on ahead. [Short Story] *COMPLETED*

Just me and my friends talking about pickup lines, Jokes, puns, and oh so much more.

Imma talk about my life and stuff for no apparent reason what so ever

short story of my crushes and love life from in middle school that transfer to high school once I graduated middle school every classmate known than im a great artist someone of them asked me to draw the one boy that I loathed I was board so I turn and face him he was talking to his friends at the time I was studying the outlines of his face so I could draw it accurately instead of drawing an ugly, fugly duckling grinch (which I did draw when I was home) (Yasss beetchas I show no shame for my sin of loathing him) and it was all the book/novel "Stargirl." and the person that asked me to draw him, and my OCD's obsession for perfection that I blame for the beginning of many guys saying that I'm cute, pretty, beautiful,nice hair style, and awesome outfit,your an amazing artist and its all because he looked at me, and noticed that I was starring at him studying his facial structure but the words that came out of his mouth was the words of his early death wish that I wished I could've, granted, that I would've been accused of murder.... Alright I may have a teeny crush on him!... ...'I think??' ("#icantellyouwtfthatidon'tknow" if I even like him how da heck can I still have a crush on him ?!?) Don't blame me I'm a virgin! to crushes, dating, basically the whole shabang!, and etc..... But i'm not 100% innocent its probably 48% innocence thats left "Anybody want it?"~Rose AHAHA!!! LOL!!! HAHAHA!!! Did you think I was serious? Nah, I'm not up for being a main course on the menu..Hmm...momentarily ;-) :-* Sincerely your Author, Savanna Rose Renken