Hilarius Stories

The title says it all. Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! Lots of Failproof ways to piss off You-Know-Who, the Golden Trio, Severus Snape, Bellatrix Lestrange, Albus Dumbledore, Dolorues Umbridge and many more.

I'm this book I'll share random things, like memes from fandoms I'm in, random stories of things that happened/happens to me, and just random stuff! Uh, yeah, I guess this is my description. Ok. I love Chaos ❤ 😈

Tedius Birdian, 15 years old, is the typical boy who could change the world... but he really doesn't want to. Born with an incredible talent for healing, he has the power to cure the most severe wounds and save lives, a gift that makes him sought after by anyone in need of help. But Tedius couldn't care less. His only ambition? To live a quiet, anonymous life, with no magic, no monsters, no dungeons. His secret dream is to reincarnate in a parallel world where there are neither heroes nor epic adventures: a boring world, where he can work as a government clerk in a peaceful office, 9 to 5, with no worries. The problem, however, is that fate has other plans for him. Despite his total indifference to heroism, Tedius cannot help but answer the calls of those in need of a healer. His curse is that, every time he tries to escape the chaos of adventures, something or someone pulls him back into the vortex. His ability is so rare and precious that no matter how much he tries to escape his role, people continuously seek him out, forcing him to do what he'd rather avoid. Tedius is not a hero: he's a tired boy, who doesn't wish to be anyone's savior. Every time he uses his powers, he does so with resignation, just trying to survive the day. And while others see him as a young prodigy, he only dreams of living an ordinary life, free from dangers and responsibilities. A desk job, maybe in a small government department, is his vision of happiness. But the reality is quite different. No matter how much he tries to run away: his destiny always takes him further from the dream of a peaceful life and forces him to face a world he didn't choose. And so, Tedius keeps hoping for a miracle: an opportunity to reincarnate into a reality where magic is just a distant memory.