Historias de Hilaryclinton

"If you like Political Satire, and crooked politicans getting caught in the rain If you're not into 'fake news', if you have half a brain If you like tweeting at midnight, and posting comments on the netscape I'm the satirist that you've looked for, read my tales, and escape" Welcome one, welcome all ... Hello my little snowflakes and greetings rednecks. Bizarre TRiUMPhant Tales takes no sides and despises you all equally! Well except for the sensible intelligent people who understand context and shades of gray - hopefully you'll have a giggle while the more extreme types go mental and take it all too seriously as per! Now without further ado, I present an eventual 20 tales that will make taking the piss out of American politics GREAT AGAIN!! Plus three bonus tales from my UK based political flash fiction.

Get it? DILDOm! Hahahahahahahaha I'm so punny

Donald Trump is running for president, but after the election was done, Hilary was made president. Hurt, Donald turned to his last friend: Barack Obama. Donald and Barack form together to take Hilary down so Donald can have the spot he deserves. Will they succeed?

Donald Trump x Hilary Clinton

even though these are life lessons, I highly suggest you don't read these to children

JUST READ MY DAMN STORY

amongus imporster meets krissy the jissy 🤪

Today, I drank a coffee. It was brewed by Michael Jackson - it tasted like bleach. I guess he didn't like his coffee black. I cycled over to Clinton's house to throw an egg at her dog. But Clinton's house cycled to me first. On an egg. Wait, does that make me the dog? Kim is my best friend. We go way back. I think, kindergarten. Maybe before. Yeah, the both of us, laughing and playing Fortnite while the Nazis invaded Germany. Good memories.

Just read it! (btw picture the casts heads on Llamas during the story)

Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are both running for president. Constantly fighting with one another. They must hate each other right?

"when all is lost, BEE yourself."

Hilary Clinton x Jacob Sartorius x Donald Trump ONE SHOT

Hillary Clinton, born in 1947, has had a remarkable career as an American politician and diplomat. From her early years as a student activist at Wellesley College, where her graduation speech garnered national attention, to her time at Yale Law School, where she developed her passion for protecting children and families, her journey was marked by determination and intelligence. Her political journey began when she became the first former First Lady to hold a government position, winning a U.S. Senate seat from New York in 2000. Her tenure in the Senate focused on national security, healthcare, and education. To read more: https://www.timeprinternews.com/2023/10/Hillary-Clinton-A-Life-of-Public-Service-and-Political-Influence.html

Dream gets into a fight with his best friends and is dating crazy girls and goes on to live a crazy chaotic life! What will happen next?! I don't even know!

This book is filled with stories (or hopefully filled) I do take requests. I hope you like them and if you do request a story make it as easy or as complicated as you want and I will try my best. I will try and update as much as I can. P.S. I do imagines for anyone lgbtq+, boys, girls literally anyone

continued from old account :) / when all is lost, BEE yourself.

Years after Bill Clinton left office under fire from his affair between him and Monika. Things are going well, until Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump run against eachother for the role of president of the United States. This begins the rekindling of a friendship(and maybe more) between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton that ended due to a drunken mistake long ago. Will they stay friends? Or will the presidential election not be the only important thing that Hilary loses.