Hitmanjones Stories

Hitman Alfred Jones is the best killer around. So when he finds another on his turf, he's not happy... Contains swearing.

Some of the first ones I made are on my Hetalia Amino, but I liked it so much I decided to make this :) No characters nor Hetalia are mine but the storylines are :) Requests are open for now :)

funny hetalia one shots, ok not all of them are funny.

Alfred F. Jones is a hitman who gets bored and wants a new job. While looking he finds, himself his answer.... ______ is his main Target for the moment. Until he runs into some problems. "Have you ever wondered, how long your heart beats until it stops"?~Alfred F. Jones

When Alfred is adopted by a assassin who's name is Arthur Kirkland, what will Alfred's life turn into? [Warning!: Mature topics, blood, gore and violence are mentioned!! If you do not like any of these topics please do not read, thank you!]

Hitman! Jones and Suspect! Braginski I don't own songs/pics/videos

22 year old Arthur Kirkland is a dangerous man. An assassin, to be exact. Yes, that's right dear reader. He's paid by the FBI to go and take down difficult criminals that are uneasy to catch. However, he soon receives a mission that may change his life forever. Hitman Jones, a top class criminal that has been hunted for nearly three years now is now Arthur's new target. At only 20 years old, Jones has killed numerous people and has stolen many priceless artifacts to sell. However, as intimidating as the job may sound, Arthur takes the job confidently. Now it is up to him to take down the one and only Hitman Jones... That's only if Jones doesn't take him down first....

[First Name] [Last Name] is the leader of an underground mafia, she is nicknamed "Reina," which means Queen in Spanish. In her mafia, there are many different types of races and ethnicities. But, there is a solo criminal slowly on the rise- He goes by the name, Hitman Jones. The chaos those two will bring when they join forces will be undeniably exciting. And their names will go down in history. It's better to be hated, rather than not being recognized at all, right? • || • || • Hitman Jones belongs to Aluox on tumblr, Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya, and my idea for this story belongs to me.

your a hitwomen for the government you track down the baddest of the bad and end them but lately someones Been getting on your nerves his name is Alfred Jones he's a mafia hitman and boy do you hate him

The crazy origin story of Assassin Kirkland and Hitman Jones (I'm sorry, I'm really bad at summaries, the story is better, I promise (>~<)

Feliciano wakes up in a basement. He soon realizes that he has been kidnapped, which means someone wants him dead. He doesn't know who, but he knows that Alfred has been paid to do it. But Alfred doesn't want to kill Feli like any normal victim, so he decides to play Russian Roulette with him. The end of the game rolls around, and Feli realizes, this isn't Alfred's first rodeo.

• when one America isn't enough • "A-America..?" "Yeah?" "Why are there five, u-uh... W-Who are they...?" 《 ☆ ☆ ☆ 》 A pounding headache causes Alfred to excuse himself from a G8 meeting, but unfortunately, the pain sees him collapse, leaving him unconscious at the bottom of the stairs for a while. When he's eventually found by Italy... Well... Alfred is a fifth of the man he used to be, shall we say... 《 ☆ ☆ ☆ 》 Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia nor the original concept of the Hitman!AU 《 ☆ ☆ ☆ 》 🍀 1k reads - 12/08/17 🍅 🍀 2k reads - 22/10/17 🍅 🍀 3k reads - 20/01/18 🍅 🍀 4k reads - 22/03/18 🍅 🍀 5k reads - 11/07/18 🍅 [ burn this book someone please - ]

A fanfic inspired by one I can't find anymore which was driving me nuts. Basically, what would happen if some of the countries from hetalia had kids with ninja during a trip to the side dimension they lived in? What if there were no personifications there until then? What if Russia was actually Naruto's dad? Find out here, in this crack fic I made with this premise. Warning: lots of OOC-ness, lots of guns, lots of crack, lots of gay/bi chaos. It's Hetalia meets Naruto, what do you expect? Also, each chapter is at least 2 arcs and a minimum of 15 pages in size 10 font I typed out separately so it should be a decent length despite the lower part count.

A slightly incoherent Hetalia organized crime AU with far too much purple prose and philosophical rambling. Main pairing is Romerica. Other pairings include Dennor, past!Spamano, and the rest will be decided later. The story is now on archive of our own under the name "Do You Have Room For One More Troubled Soul?". I would rate this Mature. Includes Hitman!Jones, and Mafia!Romano.

Ok before I give my description this is a mini story based off of my OC Jessica. This isn't the story of her it's just like a... short story. Since no one knows a lot about Jess here's the things you gotta know. Jess is the daughter of Devil! America. She at first thought she was the daughter of William (Purple guy) and ended up becoming Foxy (in this story it's both female and male animatronics). James is her brother and she is childhood friends with Hitman! Jones. I know this is a bit confusing all will be explained in the REAL story. Now for the description: Jessica was having a good day with her lovely (yet slightly) odd boyfriend, Bonnie . Getting a text from Alfred she takes up on the offer to meet him. Finally having a normal day everything begins to spiral out of control as she wakes up in a room she doesn't recall. Searching for Alfred she begins to get in a pissed off mood as her perfect day now became one of trouble and lots of surprises.

Hitman!Jones x Badass!Reader x Assasin!Kirkland #1 in AmericaxReader 3/2/19 Badassery (n). Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck. She's known through the rich in her city as the girl who seduces you then steals your money, and when two of her victims send assassins after her, nothing goes to plan. So yeah, slight trigger warning, but I don't know what y'all expect, the story's literally about hit men and assassins. A.N. Currently being re-written 4 years later, please ignore all of it haha

You, Y/N are well known around the mafia community for your renowned skills. So, needless to say you're a little more than upset when your boss pairs you up with "Hitman Jones". But, who knows, maybe a love will blossom, or you'll be stuck with an ignorant little piece of- You know what, why don't you just read to find out. This is a songfic of Hit and Run by Lolo (probably spelled that wrong). Also, I do not own the cover, characters, or you! Also the amazing cover was done by @AngelinaSmith590

Hetalia one shots featuring Admin/Author-sama!