Hitmanjones Stories

You, Y/N are well known around the mafia community for your renowned skills. So, needless to say you're a little more than upset when your boss pairs you up with "Hitman Jones". But, who knows, maybe a love will blossom, or you'll be stuck with an ignorant little piece of- You know what, why don't you just read to find out. This is a songfic of Hit and Run by Lolo (probably spelled that wrong). Also, I do not own the cover, characters, or you! Also the amazing cover was done by @AngelinaSmith590

One shot reader/OC inserts for all your hetalia needs. Please request in comments. request should be like... AU! Character... Please write! not just a character, since I'll get confused.

Alfred F. Jones and Y/N L/N have made a name for themselves in the mafia community. Which would be a good thing except for the fact that someone wants them dead. However, these two aren't willing to go down without a fight. So will they find their killer, or will their killer find them? ~Sequel to Hit and Run ~This is a songfic. The song is Partners in Crime by Set It Off ft. Ash Costello

A fanfic inspired by one I can't find anymore which was driving me nuts. Basically, what would happen if some of the countries from hetalia had kids with ninja during a trip to the side dimension they lived in? What if there were no personifications there until then? What if Russia was actually Naruto's dad? Find out here, in this crack fic I made with this premise. Warning: lots of OOC-ness, lots of guns, lots of crack, lots of gay/bi chaos. It's Hetalia meets Naruto, what do you expect? Also, each chapter is at least 2 arcs and a minimum of 15 pages in size 10 font I typed out separately so it should be a decent length despite the lower part count.

The crazy origin story of Assassin Kirkland and Hitman Jones (I'm sorry, I'm really bad at summaries, the story is better, I promise (>~<)

Hitman!Jones x Badass!Reader x Assasin!Kirkland #1 in AmericaxReader 3/2/19 Badassery (n). Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck. She's known through the rich in her city as the girl who seduces you then steals your money, and when two of her victims send assassins after her, nothing goes to plan. So yeah, slight trigger warning, but I don't know what y'all expect, the story's literally about hit men and assassins. A.N. Currently being re-written 4 years later, please ignore all of it haha

Alfred has never wanted to impress anyone more than you. He'll even practice for you~ Warning: Contains gore and foul language

Some of the first ones I made are on my Hetalia Amino, but I liked it so much I decided to make this :) No characters nor Hetalia are mine but the storylines are :) Requests are open for now :)

You meet a strange boy after leaving from your friends party one night who goes by the name alfred..you two then start getting close..when you then start noticing that Alfred starts to act strange..and there's times where he even scares you.... But he then starts getting really close...enough where you find out his dirty secret...

Alfred F. Jones is a hitman who gets bored and wants a new job. While looking he finds, himself his answer.... ______ is his main Target for the moment. Until he runs into some problems. "Have you ever wondered, how long your heart beats until it stops"?~Alfred F. Jones

Hitman Alfred Jones is the best killer around. So when he finds another on his turf, he's not happy... Contains swearing.

It's exactly what the title says I'm open to requests! Please voice your ideas!

What began as a simple road trip, quickly turns global as a long overdue visit from the past comes for the Italian twins and Antonio. Of course, Antonio faces their demons head on... and alone. It's time for the Prodical twins to come home... but will they be able to save themselves, let alone Antonio, from the sins of their past? Or will the italian mafia finally take the lives of those who betrayed them?

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Sometimes being a hero will require you to do horrible things. Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia!

Arthur is a princess engaged to a man he does not know. Not knowing what to do he often feels trapped. But when his brother ascends the throne he is given a chance to change his intended fate. Hitman Jones/Omegaverse/Cardverse/King Arthur. UsUk with some side MapleTea (CanEng).

[Altered version of the Hitman Jones AU. (http://ask-hitman-jones.tumblr.com) Includes OCs, but mostly Hetalia characters.] There's a hitman. A generally well-known Hitman among the underground mafia, but not anywhere else. Why? Well, because everyone who figures it out tends to die. However, a certain young FBI agent threatens Jones's secret. And he's not ready to be imprisoned just yet.