Hitmanjones Stories

One shot reader/OC inserts for all your hetalia needs. Please request in comments. request should be like... AU! Character... Please write! not just a character, since I'll get confused.

Meet Rizu Mikito, a world wide killer who goes by the name ' Shadow Storm ' or ' SS '. What happens when he runs into Hitman Jones and Assassin Kirkland on one of his killing sprees?

22 year old Arthur Kirkland is a dangerous man. An assassin, to be exact. Yes, that's right dear reader. He's paid by the FBI to go and take down difficult criminals that are uneasy to catch. However, he soon receives a mission that may change his life forever. Hitman Jones, a top class criminal that has been hunted for nearly three years now is now Arthur's new target. At only 20 years old, Jones has killed numerous people and has stolen many priceless artifacts to sell. However, as intimidating as the job may sound, Arthur takes the job confidently. Now it is up to him to take down the one and only Hitman Jones... That's only if Jones doesn't take him down first....

You meet a strange boy after leaving from your friends party one night who goes by the name alfred..you two then start getting close..when you then start noticing that Alfred starts to act strange..and there's times where he even scares you.... But he then starts getting really close...enough where you find out his dirty secret...

When Alfred is adopted by a assassin who's name is Arthur Kirkland, what will Alfred's life turn into? [Warning!: Mature topics, blood, gore and violence are mentioned!! If you do not like any of these topics please do not read, thank you!]

What began as a simple road trip, quickly turns global as a long overdue visit from the past comes for the Italian twins and Antonio. Of course, Antonio faces their demons head on... and alone. It's time for the Prodical twins to come home... but will they be able to save themselves, let alone Antonio, from the sins of their past? Or will the italian mafia finally take the lives of those who betrayed them?

Sometimes being a hero will require you to do horrible things. Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia!

Feliciano wakes up in a basement. He soon realizes that he has been kidnapped, which means someone wants him dead. He doesn't know who, but he knows that Alfred has been paid to do it. But Alfred doesn't want to kill Feli like any normal victim, so he decides to play Russian Roulette with him. The end of the game rolls around, and Feli realizes, this isn't Alfred's first rodeo.

me and my friend wrote this story~ creds to kale for America creds to me for Russia

your a hitwomen for the government you track down the baddest of the bad and end them but lately someones Been getting on your nerves his name is Alfred Jones he's a mafia hitman and boy do you hate him

Hitman Alfred Jones is the best killer around. So when he finds another on his turf, he's not happy... Contains swearing.

A fanfic inspired by one I can't find anymore which was driving me nuts. Basically, what would happen if some of the countries from hetalia had kids with ninja during a trip to the side dimension they lived in? What if there were no personifications there until then? What if Russia was actually Naruto's dad? Find out here, in this crack fic I made with this premise. Warning: lots of OOC-ness, lots of guns, lots of crack, lots of gay/bi chaos. It's Hetalia meets Naruto, what do you expect? Also, each chapter is at least 2 arcs and a minimum of 15 pages in size 10 font I typed out separately so it should be a decent length despite the lower part count.

Alfred has never wanted to impress anyone more than you. He'll even practice for you~ Warning: Contains gore and foul language

Ok before I give my description this is a mini story based off of my OC Jessica. This isn't the story of her it's just like a... short story. Since no one knows a lot about Jess here's the things you gotta know. Jess is the daughter of Devil! America. She at first thought she was the daughter of William (Purple guy) and ended up becoming Foxy (in this story it's both female and male animatronics). James is her brother and she is childhood friends with Hitman! Jones. I know this is a bit confusing all will be explained in the REAL story. Now for the description: Jessica was having a good day with her lovely (yet slightly) odd boyfriend, Bonnie . Getting a text from Alfred she takes up on the offer to meet him. Finally having a normal day everything begins to spiral out of control as she wakes up in a room she doesn't recall. Searching for Alfred she begins to get in a pissed off mood as her perfect day now became one of trouble and lots of surprises.

✧ My name is Dan, sometimes i pretend to be relaxed, but most of the time i curl up screaming, reminding me of my inevitable death. I promise I'm sane. ✧

[Altered version of the Hitman Jones AU. (http://ask-hitman-jones.tumblr.com) Includes OCs, but mostly Hetalia characters.] There's a hitman. A generally well-known Hitman among the underground mafia, but not anywhere else. Why? Well, because everyone who figures it out tends to die. However, a certain young FBI agent threatens Jones's secret. And he's not ready to be imprisoned just yet.

Arthur is a princess engaged to a man he does not know. Not knowing what to do he often feels trapped. But when his brother ascends the throne he is given a chance to change his intended fate. Hitman Jones/Omegaverse/Cardverse/King Arthur. UsUk with some side MapleTea (CanEng).