I_ate_croisant
Alright, let's do this one last time. Seriously, last one, I swear. Okay, my name is Holiday Anders, I got bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last couple of months, I've been the one and only Orbweaver. You guys can fill in the blanks, right? I forced my big brother Cyrus to be my 'guy-in-the-chair' since it was his experiment that landed me in this place. I excel like crazy at school, other than my absences, because of my new enhanced abilities. I have friends who get me like no one else ever has. That doesn't really work out. My mom tries to ground me, which also doesn't really work out. I save tons of people like all the time and still manage to keep this all a secret from everyone, except my brother...and someone else. So yeah, that's about it, I think...I hope... Yeah, never mind. Cyrus is calling. That's definitely not it.
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Or the one about Junaeu Alaska's one and only Spiderwoman: Holiday Anders.