Hollandmarch Stories

He gets SUPER pergont and I am the father. Holland Arch is the Dad. But I am the Fatger and. The holy spirit.

aria mitchell doesn't think she'll ever meet a student like holly march again. eccentric, bright, and outspoken, aria wonders where she got it from. and she's left wondering, as holland march consistently refuses to show up for any assemblies, meetings, or parent-teacher conferences that the school hosts. she's met the man's business partner before him, for christ's sake. but when her brother suddenly goes missing, aria finds herself requesting the help of 'the nice guys', where she finally learns about holland march (and attempts to help him heal).

Ivy Campbell, aspiring artist moves from New York to LA after her fathers death. Trying to get back in her own feet she quickly realizes that she needs a 'real' job but having no experience and no degrees made it difficult, she resorts to becoming a babysitter. It's an easy job which meant easy money right? That's what she thought. Everything changes when she meets Holland March, private investigator, she's hired to take care and keep an eye on his curious and audacious daughter Holly. Ivy just wanted to make some money, the last thing she expected was to get involved in murder investigations and the disappearance of known porn stars but the cherry on top was falling for the eccentric but hilarious Holland March.

March is forced into AA for a public intoxication charge. Read his diary entries as he grapples (or fails to grapple with) his trauma.