Holywater Stories

Tbh this isnt that good yall should go read my good omens one shots those are better "They'll leave us alone... for a bit." That's what Crowley had told Aziraphale, and Aziraphale had trusted him. How could he not? The angel and demon pairing had been best friends for over 6,000 years and Crowley's voice was just so convincing. But oh boy, was he wrong. Mere weeks after the failed Armageddon, Heaven and Hell grew restless. They felt cheated out of a much needed war- a war that the angels should have won. After many days of arguing, Heaven and Hell shockingly came to an agreement- they would host a series of challenges, games if you will, to prove which side was better. When both Crowley and Aziraphale refuse to participate, Heaven and Hell punish them with something so awful that the boys wish they had just stayed on their respective sides and followed the Plan. Will this punishment bring the demon and the angel closer, or will it tear them apart for good? Story length: 12,193 Words

One day you were talking to someone in your flower shop and you saw this sexy bee with a costumer. Both of you locked eyes...little did you know both of your lives would change forever... YES I MADE THIS AS A JOKE IM BORED AND CAME UP WITH THE IDEA AT 2AM I DONT OWN BARRY BENSON SO YEAH FJDJSJS BTW I CANNOT WRITE FOR MY LIFE SO PLS THIS IS A JOKE!!!!

piss (this is a joke)

JUST COMMENT UR NAME AND IT WILL BE PUT IN THE HOLY WATER BOOKW HERE U WILL GET FORGIVEN BY JESUS HALF OF THE TIME

Chase went to his training in England for 3 months and got a little surprise when he came back ;). This story has the characters Chase,Marshall,Skye and Linguine ( the green dud idk ) This story shows Marshall and Chase's love foooor each other and also shows the start of Skye and Linguine's love ( the green dude ). Start reading chapter 1 for the introduction to the story ( this is a joke btw lol don't take this seriously I'm begging you lol )

What is it like after death? When Marie dies, she had accepted it as fate's wishes. But she didn't expect to be born again in another universe. Not that she remembers much. Now growing up in the league she meets Damian Al Ghul who becomes her best friend and betrothed. When the league falls, she's sent to Paris, seperated from Damian as he's carted away to his father. A new enemy arose in Paris holding the butterfly miraculous and a past long forgotten is discovered, with Diana coming to Paris to aid in the situation but ends up becoming one half of the solution with Marinette. Believing her beloved is dead, Marinette throws herself into her new life, she must defeat her foe, become comfortable in her new role, and learn who she is. ✨ Inspired by Blondie4404 ✨ Day 20: Betrothed by Blondie4404 on Ao3

Have you read a very disturbing smut? Were you unlucky enough to accidentally stumble upon a Percy x Poseidon fanfic? Do you wish to regain your innocence? Well I can't really fix all that, but I can give you pictures of cats and moral support in the deluded idea that it might help.

i made this account just to write about what goes on in my imagination, so if you get cancer after reading this i have nothing to do to you but pray for you and your family

This is something I should not have written, and I low-key hate myself for it. Also- For legal reasons this is a joke-

Sorry if I ever deleted it...and btw this is my first ever book sorry I write horribly a bit btw...I hope you understand... Your name is Y/N your just a normal high school girl but all of a sudden you encounter challenges in your life..a love scenario.. "Why am I always attracted to him... This feeling is really different.."

She save him from getting shot and leave him there the second powerful mafia son was save by a most powerful mafia daughter Boom I stood up by Yoongi's back and I'm the one who Got shot Y/n:go I will handle this Yoongi:no Y/n:I won't repeat my word Yoongi: I won't repeat as mine too Y/n:I SAID GO!!!! *cold* Fluff Smut Badwords

a person made a group chat and she added some friends but little did she now that the group chat is crazy 🙃🔪

PART 2!!!&!&!!&!!!((@

For your smutty fanfiction needs.

this me we darlings is Ur daily does of lemon and lime , throw a little bit of fluff in there aswell . I do take requests .........and yeh just read it and don't bleed on my white carpets:)

Holy water incident

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This is the Bible 2. In this we got back in time, before Jesus got crucified. Although we go back in time the situation will be in modern times meaning this will be a high school story. In this story Jesus is the most popular guy in the grade but bumps into a hot guy. This guys isn't very well known because he is new but looks very hot, especially to Jesus. His name... is Shrek...

You're just a regular person-quiet, different, maybe a little misunderstood. You didn't ask to be noticed. But they did. The mysterious, emotionally unavailable love interest with a tragic past and a jawline sharp enough to cut glass. Somehow, despite all odds, they see you. And suddenly, your life spirals into late-night confessions, lingering stares, and a tension neither of you can explain. You didn't choose this. But now you're in it-caught between who you were and who you're becoming. All because they looked at you like you were the only person in the world. @Berri_grey and me #stereotypicaly/n #justiceforeveryone #justiceforthereaders #justiceforthewriters #justiceforyourphone #justiceforyoureyes #justiceforeveryoneandeverythings