Holywater قصص

Have you read a very disturbing smut? Were you unlucky enough to accidentally stumble upon a Percy x Poseidon fanfic? Do you wish to regain your innocence? Well I can't really fix all that, but I can give you pictures of cats and moral support in the deluded idea that it might help.

A female demon slayer tries to kill a demon, but when he accidentally makes her small, he doesn't know what to do. (Giant/Tiny oneshot. 2,000 words)

read and obey. ☺

Get your eye bleach and holy water.

Free digital holy water and the end of each chapter

:) here ya sinners. Y'all need jesus

Welcome to our humbly holy buisness, where you can get redemtion from reading lemons. We sell many other holy good as well as holy bleach, holy bibles, holy bibles soaked in holy bleach, holy pools, and so many other redeeming things you might need. Stop by any time. We try to add something new once every week.

NEED TO CLEANSE YOUR SINFUL SOULS?! WANNA TALK TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELL LIKE YOU?! WANNA TALK ABOUT SMUT FOR SOME REASON?! THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE HOLY WATER SERVICE! FREE HOLY WATER, BLEACH AND GASOLINE FOR EVERYONE! WE SELL OUR FAMOUS CLEANSING COCKTAIL WHICH CAN MAKE YOUR SOUL FEEL A LITTLE MORE CLEAN! (Also giving away free duct tape and cement to fix those damn fourth walls)

Basically pics of holy water

It's explaining itself isn't it? The only thing i have to say is: The memes and images belong to their rightful owners, not me, unless I say they're mine!

Sasuke as just returned to the village and now practically lives at one of the local coffee shops. He always tends to stare at a certain worker but cannot understand why. (This is just a head empty no thoughts crackfic that is sorta related to another fic Also mistakes are guaranteed)

Yes i forgive you for reading that ok?. (whispers) now just give me link and I'll all be finee😏👌

What is it like after death? When Marie dies, she had accepted it as fate's wishes. But she didn't expect to be born again in another universe. Not that she remembers much. Now growing up in the league she meets Damian Al Ghul who becomes her best friend and betrothed. When the league falls, she's sent to Paris, seperated from Damian as he's carted away to his father. A new enemy arose in Paris holding the butterfly miraculous and a past long forgotten is discovered, with Diana coming to Paris to aid in the situation but ends up becoming one half of the solution with Marinette. Believing her beloved is dead, Marinette throws herself into her new life, she must defeat her foe, become comfortable in her new role, and learn who she is. ✨ Inspired by Blondie4404 ✨ Day 20: Betrothed by Blondie4404 on Ao3

God fucking damn it the cult wanted this so I'm giving it to them Where we put our stupid biblical stories for our JakeVA religion because we're all simps who enjoy body pillows, maids, and crack. Sukie, what have you done?

☹︎𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚎𝚍☹︎ L/n F/n a simple Japanese girl. Her quirk is Demon Servant. She can serve and help those who are in terrible homes and help train and protect them with her inhuman abilities. When she was just 3 years old, she met the famous Shoto Todoroki, son of the Number 2 Pro Hero, Endeavor. What happens when both fall in a "certain" situation that happens between them? This story will follow the timeline of the show/manga. I do not own any of the characters of My Hero Academia! The cover art is not mine either, but I can't find the original creator. So, if you do find out who it is, please DM me on here or on Discord! Discord: ☻︎𝚁𝚎𝚗☹︎#0634

Just a tutorial on how to write/type moans

Chug chug Lil hoe

This is the Bible 2. In this we got back in time, before Jesus got crucified. Although we go back in time the situation will be in modern times meaning this will be a high school story. In this story Jesus is the most popular guy in the grade but bumps into a hot guy. This guys isn't very well known because he is new but looks very hot, especially to Jesus. His name... is Shrek...