Welcome to TAW!! We've done so much weird shit, like going to home depot (and ruining everything), going on a deadly road trip, and then, we shot the sun!!
this is all satire, dont sue me
Seventeen year old, "chill" Jamie is close to cracking under the pressure of midterms and he doesn't know how to deal. Then along came Mason, a young man with too much on his mind.
You know how this goes.
KOTLC characters go to Home Depot!!
More parts coming soon!
Continuation of "Percy Jackson and the Nugget of Doom"
Disclaimer: This story is meant just for fun, not to be taken seriously so don't come hating.
Mild use of AI for editing
Part 3 of the IKEA adventures series
The sister location animatronics go to different places. I wrote this as a joke but it's lowkey not a joke anymore. I've never actually played a fnaf game but here I am. Some gore/ blood.
you've heard of the League of villains aka the LoV. But what about the LoVuQ?
The league of Villains under quarantine!
Yes, this is a crack fic. Of course it'll be chaos and anarchy.
I take idea requests because it sorta is a bunch of oneshots that tie together. No ships. sorry my dudes.
This is a story about a promise from a 6 year old boy to his Momma. How this promise survived thru pain, humiliation and blood. This promise will take you from the wilds of Idaho and Grizzly bears to the Mexican Cartels in San Diego. The promise, the love of family and the extreme tenacity of a young boy fulfilling his 23 year old promise as a man.
Steely Dan Members are shipped together, or something. AGAIN, SATIRE!! (There will be zero smut in this book, and those request such will be ignored.)
CONTAINS: CUSSING, GAY OLD MEN, AND EPIC JAZZ FUSION!
lyric: i eat ass
rapper: this line actually has a lot of history w/ me. believe it or not i thought of it randomly in my basement HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but ya its like how 1 ass cheek is separate from another bc of my tongue which resembles racial divide in america