Historias de Homelessguy

These are the scary experiences I've had with the homeless man that lives in my attic. If he's homeless but living in my house , is he still homeless? These damn cops are always are annoying...they are reading all of these 'chapters' to see why I am refusing to fucking speak. *******Cursing is very present!*********

Read and you'll find out!

I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not. b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers. *** Copyright © 2015 by unfurled All rights reserved #34 Humour Featured as of 28/04/16

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